If you're gonna fake a death certificate...

[sprite75]

...then you might want to make sure the fonts are correct and there are no spelling errors.  Back in July New York man pulled a Florida Man and learned that the hard way.  

The name of the deceased was typed in an unusual font on the death certificate. Other details, like the manner of death, appeared to be printed in much smaller type than normal. And then there was the biggest red flag that the document was fake: The name of the department that would have issued it was misspelled.

The death certificate, which supposedly came from the New Jersey Department of Health, Vital Statistics and Registry, had it rendered as "Regsitry."

Those errors led prosecutors to charge a Long Island man, who was facing sentencing on two felony charges, with forging a death certificate to avoid prison time. Prosecutors said it took a simple Google search and a matter of days to confirm the document was a sham.

The man, Robert Berger, 25, of Huntington, N.Y., now faces up to four years in prison if convicted of the falsification attempt. He also still awaits sentencing for pleading guilty previously to possessing a stolen car and attempting to steal a pickup truck.

And if you read on the article says that he was only facing a year in prison before he cooked up this scheme.  Idiot.

[RCMerchant]

^ You can do it in county lock-up for up to a year. County's a cinch...now prison...I don't wanna know...

[sprite75]

And I hope it would have been 6 to 10 years longer if he had used Comic Sans for the certificte.