The Dog was Driving!

[pacman000]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/enthusiasts/the-dog-was-driving-says-driver-who-refused-breathalyzer-after-car-crash/ar-BB1c8Odl?ocid=msedgntp

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Drinking and driving is a really bad idea, and when it comes to getting caught, it's really for the best if you just own up to it and endure whatever consequences come your way. An even worse idea would be to refuse a breathalyzer test and blame your dog for the crash. And no, not in the sense that the dog distracted you and caused you to crash, but that the dog itself was driving and then crashed.

[RCMerchant]

I'd believe the guy who says his dog was driving beyond anyone else listed above.