Rare 1980s Bad Movies

[Trevor]

I was going to mention my mentor Jans Rautenbach's worst film No One Cries Forever (1984) as a rare 1980s bad movie but I found out that it is freely available to buy anywhere. 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087793/?ref_=ttrel_rel_tt

If your ears can stand it, here's the theme tune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERtkAAuPESI

[LilCerberus]

Running Out Of Luck (!985), Mick Jagger's companion film to his solo album, She's The Boss
The tale of a rock star's worst nightmare after being mugged, left for dead & lost somewhere in rural Brazil...
His luck continues to get worse as he tries to get back on his feet, and eventually learns the rest of the world thinks he's dead...

[pennywise37]

i actually own Captain Invincible (1983) on dvd really only cause Christopher Lee is in it that's really the only reason i bought it and yeah it is  a bad film

[claws]

Dial: Help (1988)

Italian erotic thriller tailored for Charlotte Lewis who had tons of media attention back in the day because she was discovered by Roman Polanski. He cast her in his flop Pirates (1986), and she did The Golden Child (1986) with Eddie Murphy afterwards.

Dial: Help was all about style over substance, about a cursed phone if memory serves. Awfully done fluff that was neither erotic or exciting. It did feature a few cool practical effects (not Charlotte Lewis).

[pennywise37]

i think i did see Pirates (1986) and thought it was terrible but than i do not honestly remember it could just be that it was that bad but i love The Golden Child (1986) it's one of my favorite Eddie Murphy films. my favorite part for me is when Eddie's looking around for the old little naked dude and i forget what Eddie says about it but it still makes me laugh.