NASA to male astronauts - no space jerks

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NASA has told male astronauts not to be rubbing one out in space.

NASA has warned that male astronauts masturbating in space, is a major hazard: female astronauts could get impregnated like the sperm is a face hugger from Aliens.


This story became a thing from a discussion during Conan O'Brien and his "Needs A Friend" podcast, who was interviewing a NASA engineer when the topic came to the "strict guidelines" on "alone time" in zero gravity on the International Space Station.

During the interview, O'Brien asked the NASA engineer if porn was sent up, or I guess streamed on the International Space Station. The NASA engineer, who is only identified as "Smythe" said: "No, none of that".

Smythe explained: "Three female astronauts can be impregnated by the same man on the same session... it finds its way".

Gives  new meaning to the term "Space Seed."