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A loud fart woke me up this morning

Started by Trevor, December 08, 2022, 11:21:42 PM

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Trevor

No, not mine but from my next door neighbour. Dry wall separates the units where I live and at about 4:30 am, this horrible, echoing fart shook me awake. 😳😳

My ears are still ringing.
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Quote from: Trevor on December 08, 2022, 11:21:42 PM
No, not mine but from my next door neighbour. Dry wall separates the units where I live and at about 4:30 am, this horrible, echoing fart shook me awake. 😳😳

My ears are still ringing.

Never woke up to a fart. Just my neighbor screaming swear words at somebody.

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Trevor

Quote from: Olivia Bauer on December 09, 2022, 12:02:28 PM
Quote from: Trevor on December 08, 2022, 11:21:42 PM
No, not mine but from my next door neighbour. Dry wall separates the units where I live and at about 4:30 am, this horrible, echoing fart shook me awake. 😳😳

My ears are still ringing.

Never woke up to a fart. Just my neighbor screaming swear words at somebody.

That has also happened here by me  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

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Quote from: Olivia Bauer on December 09, 2022, 12:02:28 PM
Quote from: Trevor on December 08, 2022, 11:21:42 PM
No, not mine but from my next door neighbour. Dry wall separates the units where I live and at about 4:30 am, this horrible, echoing fart shook me awake. 😳😳

My ears are still ringing.

Never woke up to a fart. Just my neighbor screaming swear words at somebody.
My next door neighbors did that every morning at six AM, back when I moved into this place twelve years ago....
Then they'd cuss at me about my lawn....
Then the husband died & things got quiet for a few years...
Now their grandson lives in the place, & all I hafta put up with is a noisy fan belt at 6:30 most mornings....
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