Macho Business Donkey Wrestler

[AndyC]

Just wondering, for those of you who enjoy Japanese imports (anime, kaiju, etc.), what is the strangest translation from Japanese to English you have ever heard?

[Vermin Boy]

Not a movie, but I once found a bootleg Mothra toy labeled "Variable Uncanny Embryo Horrible." Also, for some reason, the box featured a picture of the "Alien" alien.