you missed one of the worst movies yet

[radio star]

I noticed that, I believe it was called Goblin II, was not posted on your web site.  Terrible mistake as it is, has been, and will always be my favorite piece of crap movie to be had.  The plot twists consist of backwards names (the name of the town is Nilbog, or goblin backwards.)  If you haven't seen this movie, you haven't seen;  bad acting, bad writing, bad costume makeup (it literally looks like the goblin's masks are store bought,) bad special effects, and one scene of green food and a kid who add's a little urine flavor to the dinner table.  Check it out, you won't regret it.

[Mofo Rising]

Actually, this movie has been reviewed by Andrew.

Troll 2

I love this movie far, far too much.  When you become a sort of connoisseur of stupidity you will enjoy this movie as much as I do.  Watching TROLL 2 is sort of an exercise in wondering what the hell was going on in the filmmakers mind.  The good point is you will never figure it out.  There is no point in the movie that you can point at and say, hey this would have been entertaining.

TROLL 2 is so bad that it fuses circuits in my brain just to try to figure out what the hell is going on.  It makes me laugh like nothing else.

Here's another point.  I had counted this as the most inept movie I had ever seen.  Too bad that it was run over by the disaster of SLAPSTICK (OF ANOTHER KIND).  Holy Jesus, stay away from that damn movie.