Mel Gibson speaks!

[AndyC]

I see Kurt Russel playing Jesus. Everyone he meets would say "I thought you were dead."

[Funk, E.]

He could have special ninja throwing nails and the running on water chase scene would just rock!

[J.R.]

And he throws his crown of thorns like a boomerang, like Captain America's sheild.

And he could bring Judas back to life. Judas would say, "You're dead!" And Jesus would retort, "I'm back from the grave, Judy, and I'm here to settle the score!" and he kills and resurrects Judas over and over and over...

And if you saw Wednesday's South Park you saw Jesus in action...it was awesome.

[Neville]

Some Matrix-style action would be fine as well. Could they use the bullet-whatever-it-is called effect when Jesus beats the s**t out of the merchants in the temple? This one and the ambush at Getsemani will be the only big action scenes in the movie, I guess.

[Chadzilla]

As most of you know, Mel's next movie will be Fury Road: Mad Max 4 w/George Miller in the directors chair, again.

[Funk, E.]

God, please, no. I am so f**king tied of those f**king matix f**king effect!!!! f**k! Stupid movies ruined everything. People just can't stand to not do that stupid freeze in mid-air and bullet soundwave s**t. f**king drives me nuts! Get over that s**t already! (not you, Nev the special effects people).

[AndyC]

Can't forget Jesus' baptism in the River Jordan, with gratuitous butt shot.