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Okay, since my CLOCKWORK ORANGE remake idea made everyone sick . . .

Started by The Burgomaster, February 12, 2003, 01:09:36 PM

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The Burgomaster

How about a remake of the Godfather?

Don Vito Corleone . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . James Brolin
Michael Corleone  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ben Affleck
Tom Hagen . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Leonardo DiCaprio
Sonny Corleone . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Vince Vaughn
Fredo Corleone . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . David Arquette
Virgil Solozzo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lou Diamond Phillips
Moe Green . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Treat Williams
Clemenza . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . James Belushi

Producers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Golan and Globus
Director . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Albert Pyun

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

fireal

Throw in Mark Wahlberg and Adam Sandler and it could be the biggest blockbuster since Pearl Harbour!!!!!!!!!!!

Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
~ President Merkin Muffley in "Dr. Strangelove"

Funk, E.

Not a single Baldwin? What sort of Casting Director are you! :-)

BlackAngel

What about Gary Busey, or his son Jake (or Jason).  And , oh here's a shoe-in for Oscar nomination:  Jean Claude Van Damm.
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Funk, E.

How about a hiphop remake of Citizen Kane staring Martin Lawrence, Chris Tucker, Ice T and Snoop Dogg.

Yo, homeis, like rosebud,  is off da hook, n***a'!

Scott0

What about Walken as 'the Turk' Sollozzo? Or maybe Jennifer Lopez as Apollonia? Martin Lawrence would make the 'perfect' Vito Corleone I must confess... "You talk of vengeance, motherf**ker? You killed my boy because I'm black, isn't it? Always the black man!"

god help us all this never occurs

Scottie

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Neville

It wouldn't be as bad as the TV mini "the last Don", anyway. I think Eric Roberts is the man to play Sonny Corleone.
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