homemade Slasher film

[Mr.E]

After renting "Bloody Murder 2", i've been given the urge to make a real gorey old-school slasher movie with my pals. Anyone wanna chip in ideas. I want this to be the ROTLD of slasher movies. I really need a backstory for the killer too

[TC]

Just get a hot chick willing to get naked like the girl who plays the slut in Bloody Murder 2.  

That's the extent of my "good ideas" for you.  I'm guessing the makers of Bloody Murder 2 put about 5 minutes of thought into the plotline and story.  You should do the same.

[Paquita]

YES! there DOES need to be a NAked Hot Chick!! BUTT!!!@ SHE should be the KILLER!! yayyaa!!!!  She kills people because shes mad that all the naked hot chicks always die in bloody killer movies!!!  So she goes around nekkid killing people with Clothes on!! you can make it even more believable like make it so that her mother and her sisters and all the women in her family were the naked hot chick that was killed in a movie before!!!  to shes out for revenge!! REVENGE OF THE NUDES!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSS!!!
whats rotld? rottweilers?

love colleen!

[Paquita]

OHH! rotld is return of the living dead? things like that take forever to hit me.

love colleen

[Mr.E]

i plan on having only the nerdy heroine-types die and the sluts actually live. Keep posting ideas though

[peter johnson]

Stage it in a High School.  Have the principal get angry with the naked chick for always coming to school naked.  Have the principal be suddenly discovered in a bathroom stall spewing blood from his mouth.  
peter j.

[Brother Ragnarok]

The hot naked chick should flay someone's face off with a weed whacker.  I've always wanted to see that done.
Er...Paquita?  Do you type while shrooming or something?  You put capitals in the strangest places ;)

Brother R

[Lancer]

Here is some help...

A bunch of drunken guys think they could make a slasher movie, but have a few dimes to their budget... so they hire some 'cheap' hookers and find this 'creepy guy' (the creepy guy turns out to be an escape mental nut)... While trying to film the movie the 'Creepy Guy' goes crazy and starts slashing everybody...

[Paquita]

dearest brother,
NO! i dont do drugs!! i get very excited! thats all! sometimes. capitals belong where i FEEEEEEEEEEEEL them.  but dOiNg tHiS iS GaY.

no one is loving my naked killing woman idea enough! its the best idea! revenge of the nudes is the BEST title! you coiuld name her Sasha! Sasha the Shlasha!

love colleen!

[The Burgomaster]

Okay . . . here are my ideas:

* The nerdy girls get killed and the sluts live - this is because the killer is a half-breed alien who wants to repopulate his dying planet. He has no use for nerdy, virginal types, so he kills them and allows the sluts to live so that they can mother his children.

* One of the school teachers finds out about the dastardly plot. She goes to the principal, the school committee and even the mayor, but no one believes her. Eventually, they get tired of listening to her and she is fired.

* The police chief is a jolly fat guy who often parks his cruiser in the woods and eats junk food while he is on duty. Every time he enters a scene, we hear a wacky musical theme that goes, "Loop - de - doop . . . Loop - de - doop . . . Loopity - doop . . . Loopity - doop."

* The editor of the school newspaper teams up with the fired teacher to expose the alien killer's dastardly plot.

* John Saxon is the first actor listed in the opening credits. But he appears in only one scene. He is standing at a desk with his necktie undone, talking on the phone. He says, "We have to do something NOW, dammit!" He slams down the receiver and we don't see him again for the rest of the movie.

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