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Crocodile (2000)

Started by Mr. Muddang, March 06, 2003, 03:57:35 AM

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Mr. Muddang

... about a couple of teenagers sexing around in a yacht, while a giant mutant crocodile starts to chase them. The monster is sometimes walking bipedal. It's pretty intelligent for a croc though, at one point dragging an entire car into the water to conceal the evidence. I didn't know crocodiles were concerned about police investigations... It's a classic of super-bad teen horror movies.

Grades:
Acting: ZERO (all performers look like they were just picked up from streets)
Plot: no comment.
Editing: LOWER than amateurish

Y'know what sucks worse? It sounds like they're saving the "death roll" for the SEQUEL, entitled Crocodile II: Death Roll.

Mr. Muddang

> ... about a couple of teenagers sexing around in a yacht,
> while a giant mutant crocodile starts to chase them.

Errata: it was a BOAT, not a yacht.

haze

Well hey, if you just want a crap flick crocodile and it's sequel can give it to you!

I thought they were fun and worth a rent though...

Evan3

Looks like something to rent

 "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

--His reply

DARKWOLF

I didn't even like this movie when I saw it on the SciFi Channel it was mess up why would a girl stick her head in that crocodile mouth that was stupid.

Dunners

at what point did she do that? Is this that crappy crocodile flick by tobe hooper? dotn remember that happening.

Mr. Muddang

Dunners wrote:
> at what point did she do that?

What are you talking about?

> Is this that crappy crocodile flick by tobe hooper?

It SURE is .  It's Tobe Hooper's crowning low budget masterpiece.

DARKWOLF

In the store the one with the little dog.