hmmmm

[Dr. X, Yyz, Sr..]

nuthin on tonight

[Andrew Crow]

Some piece of crap called Creature Features on MoreMax starring Andrew Keegan. About some future where mankind lives as nomads again due to the weather changing for the worse, and some genetic mutations living in a testing facility. Only stayed with it because it looked cool at the start, and I heard The Misfits - "Where Eagles Dare" play at a part of it.

[systemcr4sh]

I"m pretty sure that andrew keegan movie is TEENAGE CAVEMAN (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0283043)

I haven't seen it myself, but I've heard a lot about it. Its directed by the guy who made KIDS and BULLY and I heard every one of his movies features teens having sex and that most of them have shots of erections etc. Some people think hes a sicko. But I heard this one was pretty funny.

[Andrew]

This is really awful, definitely a skull in my book.  One of the major problems is that half the lines are "F**k" and "F**k this."  It's lazy writing and got really annoying.  This is coming from someone who is around Marines all day.

[Andrew Crow]

It's one thing to have the words like "****," "b***h," "c**t," or whatever else used when the story takes place in current time. But when it takes place in the future, where civilization as we know it has been completely destroyed? Makes no sense.

I'd actually give it a 1/2 slime, Andrew, because one of the girls (one that played a cavewoman) was pretty hot. Nikki, maybe? Her hair was reddish, and once she made it to the facility she wore pink fishnet shorts underneath a pair of Dukes.