SPOILER!

[Squishy]

Okay, so I'm reading the reviews for crappy movies across a variety of sites, and everyone mentions a certain film--how bad it is, how much of a waste of money it would be to rent, the lameness of the "surprise" climax--but, having piqued my curiosity, THEY REFUSE TO REVEAL THAT SAME CLIMAX. Not even using "spoiler space."

To hell with that!

Let this thread be the clearinghouse for spoilers! Post your spoilers and spoiler requests here! The subject should be warning enough.

My request: who's the killer in "Bloody Murder?"

[Mofo Rising]

I hate spoilers, so I don't think I'll be venturing into this thread too often.

But if you really want to know who the killer is in BLOODY MURDER, it was the camp owner guy.  Not that I blame you for not watching the movie, it's godawful.  Really deserves its spectacularly poor rating.

Now if you really, really want to know every detail about BLOODY MURDER, I recommend this page.

[Flangepart]

And. lets not forget Movie Pooper.com

[Cool Tester]

Rosebud was his sled!
Verbal Kent is Kaiser Soze!
Bruce Willis is really dead!

I remember back in the day (a day that was a loooonng time ago) I was in grade school taking my very first test.  I didn't really understand what we were supposed to do, so I didn't up telling everyone the answers.  I got in trouble, but it felt good giving away the answers.  That's how I feel now.  

Now I'm going to the playground.

[Pete B6K]

Darth Vader is Luke's father!

I'm sorry I ruined that one for you.

Pete

[Cool Tester]

The Darth Vader bit reminded me of this.  Got a few laughs from it:

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/atom_1403

[Squishy]

Thanks, Mofo. Damn, that's one detailed review for such a dud of a slasher.

Movie Pooper is excellent for brief recaps of a movie's finale, and it covers old films as well as new--but I'm delighted to say that The Movie Spoiler is finally back online and updated after a long scary period of inactivity and then disappearance. It has full descriptions of the latest films and an archive of slightly older ones. You can't see everything that comes out (well, unless you're independently wealthy/unemployed), so reading the first couple of paragraphs can help you decide (in the immortal words of Jay Sherman) which movies you should see, and which ones you shouldn't air near an open flame.