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The Ten Best B-Movies Ever

Started by Johnny Blister, April 30, 2003, 09:18:23 PM

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I gotta say, you guys have got some great lists here.  Mine's gonna be pretty similar to Dr. Doom's.  Anyways, here goes, in no order, of course:

1. Commando (Arnold's Best.)
2. Bridge of Dragons (Yes, Dolph does indeed kick ass in this one.  It's a shame no one's ever heard of it or watched it.)
3. The Punisher (Best superhero flick of all time.)
4. McBain (Walken in Rambo-mode.  Need I say more?)
5. Hard Target (John Woo + JCVD + Lance Henriksen = Awesome flick.)
6. Gymkata (Hilarious stuff.)
7. Big Trouble in Little China (Made me a Kurt Russel fan.)
8. Rambo First Blood Part II (No list is complete without Sly.)
9. Surviving the Game (A guilty pleasure, one of my all-time favorites for some reason.  Probably 'cuz Rutger Hauer and Busey's in it.)
10. Bulletproof (An all-time classic, Busey style.)

Honorable Mention:
1. Roadhouse (Quintessential guy movie.)
2. Blood of Heroes (A criminally unknown and underappreciated flick, with Rutger Hauer, aka THE MAN.)
3. The Hitcher (Hauer again.)
4. Hard Justice (Cool little Woo rip-off.)
5. A Better Way to Die (Another cool Woo rip-off.)
6. Full Eclipse (Yet ANOTHER Woo rip, werewolf style.)
7. Edge of Honor (Underrated flick with Corey Feldman.)
8. No Retreat, No Surrender (Hilarious.  Early JCVD.)
9. Enter the Ninja/Revenge of the Ninja/Pray for Death/Ninja III (Sho Kosugi is a god.)
10. Remo Williams - The Adventure Begins
11. Blackjack (This movie gets slammed all of the time, but c'mon, it's Dolph and John Woo.  And the fear of the color white!  What more could you want?)
12. U.S. Seals II (Great fights.)
13. King of Kickboxers (Billy Blanks and Loren Avedon.)
14. Bloodsport (More JCVD.)
15. Drive (Should probably be in my top 10.  Dacascos is amazing.)

Okay, I'd better stop before I get ahead of myself.  There's my crappy "movie for guys who like movies" TBS style list.

Nick

Evan3

I also love this one Spielburg movie Duel, it has to be somewhere on this list, surprised there is no Hitchcock or Vincent Price on this list, Birds is another honorable mention as well as Duel.

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Never said I didn't like Syngenor.  It's a lot of fun.  I just didn't expect it on anyone's top ten list.

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