Spiders 2

[ErikJ]

What can I say about this film? hummmm Let's see What a piece of crap!  Never saw the first one and will never plan on it. Richard Moll is in it and there is no way he can save it. My opinion he should stick to cartoon voices. The premise comes off like Alien meets Arachnophobia. The eggs are placed inside people and when they hatch they burst out through the chest. They look like cheap furry puppets, and sound like African Bull Elephants. The acting is so bad but still doesn't compare to Satan's Storybook(Flash backs...looking for meds.....Ahhhhhh much better) But that's another story. Thank God this was on the USA network. The commercials were a welcome break. Shark Attack 3 is on tonight, I hope it's as bad as I read and they didn't chop ot up too much.

[Cullen]

USA's going to cut the best line of the movie.  It's not worth it.

The movie's terrible.  My family and I did a sort of MST3K on it and had a good time, but that was the UNCUT monstrousity, and not the butchered travesty.  I recommend the former, not the latter, if you have to see it at all.

It's bad.
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[Chadzilla]

"The line" definitely makes the movie a must see, and no way will it be on the TV print!  Just rent it, I doubt you'll be too sorry about it.

[SkullNinja]

I've got in on DVD, but it's still in the "to watch" pile.

So much schlock, so little time.

[Haze]

Spiders 2 is actually entertaining to me, decent values with some campy schlock along the way. Never gets boring and is able to keep a good flow to the film. Not great though, just decent.

Shark Attack 3 is amazing! How inept and idiotic do things get any more? The line is quite hilarious and the movie is dumber than stale ketchup. Still, the final twenty minutes or so are rather amusing while the first hour is just tepid. Okay for B-movie fans.

[I luv dolma]

Yeah..what line? And which movie are you talking about? Shark or Spiders?

I caught the last 2 minutes of Shark Attack 3. As awalys, Nu Images sinks another.

[Cullen]

On the line:  We're talking about Shark Attack 3.  It's like the Matrix, in a way.  You can't tell someone the line; they have to hear it for themselves.

It is, in a word, priceless.

As is the various scenes of people jumping into the shark's mouth.

And the heroes rushing around in a boat that is clearly not moving.

God, that movie's priceless.  Bad, but priceless.
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[JohnL]

>Never saw the first one and will never plan on it.

Actually, I liked the first Spiders. Most of the special effects were decent.

Spiders 2 was ok. Some of the effects were pretty bad, and Richard Moll was hamming it up so much he should have had the word "bacon" tattooed on his forehead. I like Stephanie Niznik though.

[Haze]

Actually, hearing the dubbed version of the line on TV is if anything more funny the real thing! Seriously... its just amazing in how inept it really sounds.

I don't want to spoil it, but I doubt the film will be on again anytime soon so if you want to know, this is what it was in place of the "immortal line":

"Why don't we go home and... watch Lucy."

... words escaped me when I heard it...

the still do

[Chadzilla]

Dang, we're elevating a stupid line of dialogue up to the level of the twist of The Sixth Sense or the revelation in The Crying Game.  Well, it is a great line when heard out of the blue.

[akiratubo]

Spiders 2 was worse than bad, it was boring.

[Chadzilla]

akiratubo wrote:

> Spiders 2 was worse than bad, it was boring.

I didn't think so, I kind of liked it.

[akiratubo]

I do think so.  So, nyahh. :P

[Chadzilla]

akiratubo wrote:

> I do think so.  So, nyahh. :P

That's because you a stinky poo-poo head!  Double Dawg NYAH with a booger on top!!! :P