Be Prepared ! B-movie boy scouts on patrol.

[Flangepart]

Spikeangel had a good idea, in his foolish things topic.Going into space, with not even a slim jim between ya.
Welllllll.....
On that note : If you wanted to prepare an all purpose battle pack, ya know, something you could prepare ahead of time, and grab when you go out the door to do battle with evil overlords, vampires, psychos, and other B-movie events....short of, like, a super nova......what would you take along?
Me?
How about : ! - canteen water/holy
2 - 45. cal M1911 Colt Combat Commanders, 1 - sholder holster/ 1 - right hip holster.
8 - reload magazines .45 silver tip (Real silver)
1 - Holy  water pistol (8oz)
1 - 8oz bag Slim jims.
1 - 6 inch U.S.M.C. Kbar with scabbard. (Silver edge)
1 - 5 inch Sikes/Fairbairn fighting knife in underarm scabbard.
1 - military grade helmet.
1 - multi pocket Kevlar threat level III vest.
6 -  granole bars.
2 - high impact 8in square mirrors.
2 - Belt carry medical packs.
1 - police issue 6 cell flashlight.
2 - pocket size 2 AAA cell flashlights.
1 - 25mm flare gun.
8 - 25mm flares. 4-white 2-red 2-green.
1 - cold iron rod,12.7mm wide, 14 in. long. Sharpened.
1 - Swiss army knife (Autographed by McGiver)
6 - light sticks.
1 - floatation vest. (For sewer swimming and such)
and, finaly, 1 - set of lockpicks.
Sooooo.....what would you guys wanna haul along on a "Bug hunt"....besides a 10mm pulse rifle?.....

[spikesangel]

hey i'm a GIRL!

[spikesangel]

wow, i like your list.
except i would also bring raisins so my Evil Killer Robot Bunny wouldn't go hungry and start consuming the good guys.

and umm...maybe also a big can of RAID, because sometimes you just don't wanna waste good ammo on a giant bug.

[Scott0]

Things to add

1 Zippo
1 Sharpie
1 black trench coat to carry all that crap
2 Crucifices: 1/standard 1/with point for deflecting then stabbing vampires
1 pair steel toed boots w/buckle laceings
1 Roll duct tape!
1 pair kick ass sunglasses
1 mini-camera
2 extra rolls of film
1 pair handcuffs
1 set tranquilizer darts
1 shovel/axe/club/pick (the army issued a kick ass shovel back in WWII that was all of the above. Total efficiency)
3 lbs. stable plastique explosives w/blasting caps
5 grenades: 3/standard shrapnel; 2/flash bang
1 set of false ID's/documents

[Apostic]

Based on other movies and stories...

1 Cracker-Jacks, Box. (Bound to have a useful prize at just the right moment.)
1 Towell, Cotton, Bath sized
1 Underwear (you may not know when you'll do laundry again
1 Sheet Music, "Puberty Love"
1 Screwdriver, sonic, 15mm
1 Coathanger, metal
1 Tube, Elastic, 3 foot
1 Flash Attachement
1 Condoms, Box (oh, get your mind out of the gutter)
1 Cheese Cloth, Piece, Cubit Squared
1 Superglue, Tube
1 Suncscreen, Bottle
1 Pepper, Ground, Can
1 Paper, Pad
1 Pen, Ink
1 Pen, China Marker
1 String, Ball, Really Long
1 Casette Recorder, Pocket
1 Almanac, Farmers
1 Book, Chemestry
Extra batteries
Extra radio
Extra lighter
Extra gas
Extra pair of glasses

regards,

Apostic

[Flangepart]

Your a girl? D'oh! My bad!
Duct tape...how could i forget duct tape?
Man, to carry all those ertra essencials, i'd need Harpo Marx's coat!