Why do movies made by SNL cast members suck

[Paul Hotbranch]

Coming soon..."Church Lady:The Movie"!

[petrol lunatic]

The best skit on SNL was the Raging Queen, but that's because I like pirates, but it couldn't have been a movie, I think they just did one.
Weren't they supposed to do a Sprockets or Goth Talk Movie?

[NEC]

A movie of Sprockets? That would have been weird.

[dean]

hey was zoolander ben stiller's directional debut?

that's a great movie that one.  one of the all time favourites in the old quoting section of my life.

[NEC]

No. I'm pretty sure Reality Bites was.

[Vermin Boy]

There was going to be a Sprockets movie, but Mike Myers backed out at the last minute.

And hey, let's not forget the very first SNL spinoff movie: Mr. Mike's Mondo Video. Featuring head writer Michael O'Donoghue's now practically forgotten character Mr. Mike (he had a series of sketches called "Mr. Mike's Least Loved Bedtime Stories"), this was a bizarre parody of Mondo Cane that was made for TV, but dropped when NBC saw the final product (legend has it the head of NBC said that it would air "over [his] dead body"). If you can find it, I reccomend it; you might love it or hate it, but it's definitely not the typical SNL movie.

[Tranquil Featherman]

The BEST line From "Nieghbors is:
Dan Akroyd:
"I'm so hungry I could eat a baby's butt through a park bench."