Songs...you...hate. Realy hate.............

[Flangepart]

The Film? War of the Gargantuas.
2  words. Lounge Singer.
Title? "The words get stuck in my throat"

I....HATE....that....song!
And the singer!.....

Monster coulden't come on and eat her, before she finishes the song, so she could get stuck in his throat, NOooooooo.....
"Tivoli Nights" in "Reptilicus"....dumb, yeah...but the singer is cute, and when you add the word "Naked" in each pause in the song. it becomes bearable....
Not that other one!
Producer's mistress....had to be....
So : What movie song makes ya wanna forgo the nerf brick, and realy hurt Mr T.V.?
The words get stuck in....my ass,...my left nostril....my right eyeball....my spleen....Nope. Can't make that song tolerable. Just gotta scream.....
Curse you Toho!

[Vermin Boy]

If you ever get a chance, check out Devo's cover of "Words," with vocals by their squeaky-voiced mascot, Booji Boy. It's a thing of beauty.

[Sango]

Anything involving They Might Be Giants and  "Somebody Farted",a Parody of a much better song"Lets Get It Started".Eww!And mostly anything by Laurie Anderson.

[Bernie]

Anything by Barbra Streisand or Barry Manilow.

Ever.

Anything.

I mean it.

Don't get me started.

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGJHGHGHGHGHGHGGHGH!

[Flangepart]

Vermin....heard it! It was more tolerable then the original....and this is Devo we're talkin here!

[AndyC]

Are we talking about songs in movies? In that case, yeah, The Words get Stuck in My Throat is, by far, the worst. Even as a little kid, I hoped that monster would eat her soon.

I get annoyed by any movie that's padded out with a full musical number (unless it's a musical). Reptilicus was particularly bad for padding, because Tivoli Nights came on the heals of that travel film from the Copenhagen chamber of commerce that was spliced into the middle of the movie.

Eegah! is another offender, with Arch Hall Jr.'s pudgy face lip synching to crappy songs about every girl but the one he's dating. Although, it is remarkable that all alone in the middle of the desert, he can sound like he's accompanied by a band and backup singers.

[Andrew]

Damn, AndyC beat me to Arch Hall Jr.  He jumped right to mind.

"Keep on Dancing" from "Nine Deaths of the Ninja."  Mind you, I almost hurt myself laughing every time I see that opening scenes, but the song alone is pure torture.

Also, "Crystal of a Star" from "Star Crystal."

[JohnL]

Every (c)rap 'song' ever used in a movie. In fact I'd like to find whoever created (c)rap and beat the living hell out of them.

[peter johnson]

"oh, you, pretty chitty bang bang
pretty chitty bang bang we love you . . ."
* * * **
I have worked with Dick Van Dyke, and he is a wonderful fellow, but this is one of the lowest kids musicals ever made.  
There is a dreadful dreadful song that comes in the middle of the film wherein 2 of the bad guys do a S&M romp singing appalling love-names to each other -- 'you are my squooky ookums" or something worse.  Had to leave the theatre as a child.  And what the hell is a S&M romp -- with canes & bodices & black garter belts -- doing in the middle of a kidflick?
peter johnson

[Flangepart]

Oh...God. Peter, i'd been able to forget that song.....
To quote Gollum...."We hates it!...We hates it forever!"
Dick Van Dyke...how could you!?

[ErikJ]

Why should it be contined to movies? Why not TV shows? I know there a lot of them out there but none top:

This is the song that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what is was. And they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that dosen't end...


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