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Started by Ash, October 11, 2003, 02:00:30 PM

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JohnL

#15
October 13, 2003, 05:09:03 PM
>That would be Christine - ouchie!

I don't think so. As I recall, the scene in Christine has the guy coming up from behind, reaching around and giving them a squeeze. The one I'm thinking of, they're face to face, the guy grabs it with both hands and twists.

I also forgot to mention;

There's Something About Mary - Ben Stiller zips up a little too fast and gets his "frank & beans" caught, with the zipper all the way up.

Ash

#16
October 13, 2003, 05:29:22 PM
I would think that it would be physically impossible to bring the zipper up all the way without severing the schlong in two.

It (the zipper)would either have to come off its regular track and take the left or right mini track and then be re-joined above the dick.  The only other option is to continue zipping...bringing the little handle up straight through the cock!  OUCH!!
Right??

(Now I've put some disturbing mental images into your mind haven't I?)



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JohnL

#17
October 13, 2003, 06:04:09 PM
>I would think that it would be physically impossible to bring the zipper up all the
>way without severing the schlong in two.

I agree. In fact, Mary's stepfather asks him "How the hell'd you get the zipper all the way up?"

The Burgomaster

#18
October 14, 2003, 03:31:41 PM
Margaux Hemingway blasts a guy's crotch apart with a shotgun in the movie LIPSTICK.

Al Letteiri shoots Bo Hopkins in the crotch in Sam Peckinpah's THE GETAWAY.

I believe there is a scene in THE VALACHI PAPERS where a guy gets castrated with a knife.

In CANNIBAL FEROX (aka MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY), a cannibal cuts off a guy's willie and eats it.


In I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE, a guy gets castrated in the bathtub.

In THE JERK, Steve Martin kicks "Iron Balls" McGinty in the nuts.

In the movie THE EVIL THAT MEN DO, I believe there is a discussion about a guy who gets nails hammered through his testicles (but they don't show it).

And, isn't there a scene in THE BIG RED ONE, where a guy steps on a land mine and Lee Marvin picks up one of his nuts off the ground, tosses it away, and says, "It's okay . . . that's why God gave you two of them." ????

Wow . . . this is making me queasy.



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"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

JohnL

#19
October 14, 2003, 10:36:07 PM
Not up to the same quality, but in the last part of Taken, Heather Donahue wants to get past a police barricade and she comes to the conclusion that it will only happen if she gets arrested. So she smiles and grabs the cop by the crotch.

In 10 Things I Hate About You, one of the main themes is how Julia Stiles kicked a guy in the groin so hard that he had to be taken to the hospital.

In Blood Beach, a guy gets his bitten off by the monster.

Jim H

#20
October 17, 2003, 03:19:31 PM
In Sonny Chiba's Street Fighter, he rips a rapists balls off.  Ouch.

Neon Noodle

#21
October 18, 2003, 05:52:42 PM
I forget what number victim he was: the guy in Friday the 13th the final chapter gets a speargun in the nads - extra pain because he got hoisted out of the water with the gun on his scrote!

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While on a journey, Chuang Tzu found an old skull, dry and parched.
With sorrow, he questioned and lamented the end of all things.
When he finished speaking, he dragged the skull over and, using it for a pillow, lay down to sleep.
In the night, the skull came to his dreams and said, 'You are a fool to rejoice in the entanglements of life.'
Chuang Tzu couldn`t believe this and asked, 'If I could return you to your life, you would want that, wouldn`t you?'
Stunned by Chuang Tzu`s foolishness, the skull replied, 'How do you know that it is bad to be dead?'

-From The Matrix: The Path of Neo

BoyScoutKevin

#22
October 21, 2003, 05:13:59 PM
So many films, so many shots to the groin.

In "Veronica Guerin," a great film, by the way, one of the gangsters in it, threatens to shoot one of his underlings in the groin.

In "Tales from the Hood," a white policeman is urinating onto one of the graves in the black cemetery, a hand reaches up from the grave, grabs his crotch, and drags the policeman below the ground.

And, there is that classic scene from "Lair of the White Worm," where the 15-year-old boy scout is emasculated by the villainess, as she gives him a blowjob, while he stands there naked in the tub.

Ill try to think of some more.

BoyScoutKevin

#23
October 22, 2003, 10:18:09 AM
Here are some more shots to the groin.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Paul Newman kicks Ted Cassidy in the groin and creates the most controversial scene in the film.

George of the Jungle. Brendan Fraiser lands astride a tree branch, as does Rick Moranis (?) in "Little Giants."

Princess Diaries. Eric von Detten gets hit in the groin by a baseball, as does one of the villains in "Blank Check."

"Dog Soldiers" One of the soldiers is bitten in the groin area by one of the werewolves.

Relatively speaking, there are so many in films now days, they hardly register anymore.

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