Anna Nicole vs Jessica Simpson

[lester1/2jr]

not a news article unfortunately.  Who do you think is stupider/ funnier/ hotter?  I think Anna nicole is definately crazier and heavier.  Jessica is incredibly annoying.  Did anyone see when she went to the golf course?

[JohnL]

Did Jessica Simpson have some kind of TV special? I saw the pics in TV Guide and wished I could have seen some of those events.

Jessica is definitely more attractive. I haven't seen enough of either to know who has a lower IQ.

[raj]

I'd say Anna has the lower IQ.  She thinks she's hot.  Not -- at least to me, I can't get into women who outweigh me by three times.   If I'm going to hook up with the prototypical dumb blonde, I don't want her to be a morbidly obese, drooling, incoherent one.

Jessica "stars" in an MTV? VH1? show called "newlyweds" which chronicles the problems faced by just married popstars who have more money than brains.  It shows just how easy women in rural Afghanistan have it.  No need to worry about whether Chicken of the Sea tuna is fish or fowl, when all you have to fret about are landmines, the Taliban, drought, and getting married off at 15.

[Brian Ringler]

I like the anna nicole show better, definately a guilty pleasure for the wife and I to watch, we even plan to get the dvd set when it comes out november 4th (I believe thats the release date)

[Fearless Freep]

For some reason I thought "Jessica Simpson" in this thread was "Lisa Simpson" of the cartoon and I was very confused