The Redeemer: Son Of Satan

[Evil Ed]

How many people have seen this truly horrific, yet incredibly funny movie about a high school reunion gone sour.  If you haven't seen it yet, I highly recommend you check this golden piece of crap out, especially if you love levitating swords and costumes which are lame beyond belief.

[Thunder Warrior]

FROM OUT OF THE DARKNESS THE HAND OF THE REDEEMER SHALL APEAR TO PUNISH THOSE WHO HAVE LIVED IN SIN, ONLY TO RETURN TO THE WATERY DEPTHS OF HELL

[Evil Ed]

Ohhh that kid with the second thumb gave me nightmares...

[Thunder Warrior]

More important, When the hand comes out of the Garbage can is the most frightening by far!

[Hairzilla]

"Watery depths"?....Uh, shouldn't that be "fiery" depths? Is that a tagline from the actual movie? Hahaha!

[Evil Ed]

No you see the redeemer is a young shirtless boy who comes out of a lake, hence "the watery depths of hell"

[Thunder Warrior]

Wait just a second ED! The boy had a shirt, it was just very tight due to it being wet. His pants were also mighty snug.