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Interceptor Force! er sorry Farce ...

Started by Conrad, January 16, 2004, 12:26:34 PM

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Conrad

I saw this on cable recently.  Oh dear, oh dearie me!  A good Bad Movie, indeed.

What I Learned From Interceptor Force (Beware spoilers!!):

In the future, reaction to alien invasion will  be graduated; Step One - send in a 4 man covert team; Step Two; nuke the entire area.

Girls, even emancipated 21st Century kick-ass secret agent girls, cannot fire  rifles, even when in danger, even when they have 30 seconds to aim.

Indestructible shape-shifting alien invaders will shoot and kill everybody, except Oliver Gruner.  Him they will spar with, repeatedly, a lot and all the time.

Covert secret agents will refrain from shooting bad guys, and hit them instead.  Nor will they attempt to confine, handcuff, disarm or tie up any incapacitated bad guy.

Bad guys suffer from intermittent deafness and vision impairment, which means they don't hear gunfire until minutes after a fight, and miss covert secret agents standing in full view across the street.

Mexico doesn't mind the USAF dropping tactical nuclear weapons on Mexican  townships.

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JohnL

The best way to tell if a woman is human or not is by punching her in the face.

Make sure to see the sequel, Interceptor Force II.

QuartzRox

I just saw this movie and it's "So Bad Its Good". I'm eager to see the sequel.
I find the small clips at the beginning to be laughable, it makes the movie lose credibility.
Its funny how the alien use the guy as a wreckball, breaking everything around, which does nothing to the guy BTW. While it could easily punch thru him.