Succubus and Rasputin: The Mad Monk

[Will]

Just watched an old Jess Franco flick, "Succubus."  Interesting thematic work: dream/reality hallucinatory shifts.  Real low on violence and even the sexual content was tame by Franco standards.  Not real interesting overall....the intellectual pretensions fall kind of flat.  2 slimes.

Hammer's "Rasputin: The Mad Monk" was a bit better.  Christopher Lee using his cool eyes and deep voice to his best advantage.  Typically cool Hammer photography and color schemes, but there isn't much of a "horror" element.  More of a suspense type of thing, with a couple of creepy scenes.  I'll give it 3 1/2 slimes.

[Lester1/2jr.]

My band The Window Shopper's Nightmare (http://bounce.to/soggy) samples the scene where Rasputin hynotizes the lady and goes on about the little czar at the frozen river.   What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? the cold shoulder

[Mofo Rising]

Two cannibals are eating a clown.  One asks the other, "Hey, does this taste funny to you?"

Cannibal jokes are outstanding!

[Lester1/2jr.]

They get the pizza with everybody on it.

[N. E. Moses]

Did you hear about the cannible who finish eating a big bucket of hands?  He said it was "finger lickin' good".