stupid lyrics! Stupid, stupid songs.

[Gaby]

well the only song I really hate is Lil John and the Eastside Boyz ft Ying Yang Twins Get Low and I hate eminem new video talking about michel jackson I really didn't found it funny when they were talking about him like that give the man a break he had a hard time

[Ozzymandias]

I only gave one example above, but I should note that I spent four (wasted) years in country music radio. I don't know if I don't get the culture or that stuff was really stupid.

[Ellie]

Give the creep a jail sentence.

[Wence]

What about nerdy Snoop Dog´s even more nerdy "Little Bow-Wow" - if that wasn´t embarrassing, what else?

[d valentine]

how about the tokens song THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT has to be the worst song in the history of music recording  thank god that s**t came out in the sixties  because that crap would,nt cut it today

[Master Blaster]

The stupidest lyrics I ever heard was from a german (I think) industrial band that could hardly speak english singing about shaven genetalia.
"Shaven c___s f___ much more horny this I know for long time"

[Tonedeaf]

The most stupid song with the worst singing that I have ever heard and made it on  the charts was that:-
"PUSH THE LITTLE DAISY'S AND MAKE THEM COME UP"
or something like that.   I have to wonder how the hell it was recorded & allowed to be aired? Was the singer guy sleeping with an old, deaf record producer or did the record producer have one almighty hangover and miss something?  I would rather run my fingernails down a blackboard...twice, than listen to that poor excuse of a song!

[Drezzy Mac]

Dude, Scatman John owns your soul.

SKIIII BA BOP BA DO BOP.

[Ozzymandias]

Now that I think about it something must be said about how the people who want to censor rap, metal, punk pass over 70's soft pop hit maker Gilbert O'Sullivan two biggest hits, "Alone Again Naturally"  and "Claire."

"Alone Again Naturally" is pretty much step by step instructions on how to commit suicide, but is never mentioned by the critics of rock music.

And then there is "Clair," which at the radio station I work at, we've dubbed it "that child molester song."  Let's face it, nobody else would get away with singing a song about a little girl asking her uncle to marry her. Then there is the little girl's werid giggle at the end of the song.

[AndyC]

They had a talent for that in the 70s. Afternoon Delight is probably the most wholesome-sounding song ever written about a nooner.

And I can still remember the shocked looks on my friends' faces when I explained what YMCA was really about. Funny, they didn't get up and dance to it so much after that.

[Master Blaster]

The best is seeing all the drunken jocks whooping it up to YMCA with no clue.

[AndyC]

Master Blaster wrote:
> The best is seeing all the drunken jocks whooping it up to YMCA
> with no clue.

Exactly what my friends used to do, except that they weren't jocks. At the time, they were a bunch of tradesmen and truck drivers, which is even funnier. We were at a stag and doe in the early 90s, the song came on, and everybody was out doing the moves. I leaned over to my best friend and said "I guess they don't know it's a song about homosexuality." He asked me to explain, and I did. Not too long after, he's waving me over to where he's talking to a few other guys. "Tell them what you told me." I was just amazed that nobody was the least bit familiar with the village people. The song wasn't nearly as popular with my friends after that. At least, they weren't so eager to dance to it.