Tribute to Walken Quotes

[saintmort]

I know that all of us here have a place in our film loving hearts for Christopher Walken. After watching Scotland Pa and laughing at basically every line that man delievered I decided let's start a thread sharing the lines that Walken has said that just made us laugh till we cried.

Here's just some of mine:
"I PRANKED HIM TO DEATH WITH MY TIRE IRON!" - SNL (Pranksters)

"I love what you done with the place, I hardly recognize it, of course last time I was here there was a man in the deep fryer" - Scotland Pa

"You're talking to my friend all wrong, you're using the wrong tone" - Joe Dirt

"MORE COWBELL!" - SNL (Cowbell)

[BeyondTheGrave]

most of the walken quotes I know are from SNL. I remember they had one of those"best of" epsiodes and he was in the audience and he asked a question to the current host ( I think it was tom hanks). walken asked him if he studys the lines before the show or read from cue cards. tom hanks said you have study the lines or their be no show. walken said "really I just make it up as go and people laugh"

[Master Blaster]

He had some great ones in Things to do in Denver When Your Dead.

"Beg! or I'll make you suck my dead dick in exchange for your life" talking to the guy next to him "Take out my dick..... TAKE IT OUT!"

"Buckweats? buckweats? noooo? buckweats"

"Are you into that yet Jimmy? Biting pillow? One minute your saving the rainforest the next your chugging cock."

"Beacause I have pressure sores Jimmy. They leak puss"

[raj]

I love his The Continental skits on SNL.

[mr. henry]

not a quote, but his anti-gravity dance routine in the fatboy slim video is a solid gold classic...

plus he's about the most bullet proof guest on SNL ever.

- mr. henry
www.310am.com  

REOPEN THE COBAIN CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ask me about it at alienstepin@hotmail.com
or read TOM GRANT's website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"i own the holy grail of rock and roll" - courtney "the killer" cobain...(guess she can now buy all those high end lexus's that kurt made her return before his "demise")

"When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot"
- S N double-o P, D O double-G

"why do you want to shoot squirrels?"
"because they're gay"
-cabin fever

"there is truth in your fiction and fiction in your truth" - ANIMATRIX

[Bonehead XL]

"I've never killed anybody... That didn't deserve it." - King of New York

[Mr_Vindictive]

Some of my favorite Walken quotes are from True Romance:

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?"

"I haven't killed anybody since 1984. Goddamn his soul to burn for eternity in f**king hell for making me get my hands dirty. Go over to this comedian's son's apartment, come back with something that tells me where that a***ole went, so I can wipe this egg off my face and finish this f**ked-up family for good. "


And of course, there is this - Classic:

Announcer: After a series of staggering defeats, Blue Oyster Cult assembled in the recording studio in late 1976 for a session with famed producer Bruce Dickinson. And, luckily for us, the cameras were rolling.

Bruce Dickinson: Alright, guys, I think we're ready to lay this first track down. By the way, my name is Bruce Dickinson. Yes, the Bruce Dickinson. And I gotta tell you: fellas.. you have got what appears to be a dynamite sound!

Eric Bloom: Coming from you, Bruce, that means a lot.

Buck Dharma: Yeah. I mean, you're Bruce Dickinson!

Alan: It's incredible!

Bobby: I can't believe Bruce Dickinson digs our sound!

Bruce Dickinson: Easy, guys.. I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records. [ the group laughs ] Alright, here we go. "Don't Fear the Reaper" - take one. [ exits into the control booth ]

[ the group begins the song. Bobby slaps the drums, Eric jams his guitar, and Gene bangs on a cowbell. ]

Eric: [ distracted by Gene banging the cowbell ] Okay! Wait! Wait! [ the group cuts off their instruments ] Bruce, could you come in here for a minute, please?

Bruce Dickinson: [ stepping out of the booth ] That was gonna be a great track. Guys, what's the deal?

Eric: Are you sure that was sounding okay?

Bruce Dickinson: I'll be honest.. fellas, it was sounding great. But.. I could've used a little more cowbell. So.. let's take it again.. and, Gene.

Gene Frenkle: Yeah?

Bruce Dickinson: Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really.. explore the space. I like what I'm hearing.

[ the group starts the song again, as Gene bangs more wildly onto the cowbell while dancing crazily. In the booth, Walken is smiling to keep from laughing. Before the session is interrupted, Frenkle misses a beat on his cowbell.]

Eric: Okay, wait! Stop! I'm sorry. Bruce, could you come back in here, please?

Bruce Dickinson: [ stepping out of the booth ] Fellas.. now, we just wasted two good tracks! That last one was even better than the first!

Eric: Well, it's just that I find Gene's cowbell playing distracting! If I'm the only one, I'll shut up.

Buck Dharma: It was pretty rough..

Gene Frenkle: You know, I could pull back a little. If you'd like.

Bruce Dickinson: Not too much, though! Fellas, I'm telling you - you're gonna want that cowbell on the track!

Gene Frenkle: You know what? It's fine. Let's just do this thing.

[ the band starts the song once more, with Gene banging the cowbell right next to Eric's ear until Eric pushes him, causing Horatio Sanz to fall ]

Eric: [ stopping the song again, fighting Gene ] Come on, people!

Bruce Dickinson: [ running out of the booth again ] That.. that doesn't work for me. I gotta have more cowbell!

Alan: [ grabs Gene's shirt ] Don't blow this for us, Gene!

Bobby: [ cracks up ] Yeah, quit being so selfish, Gene!

Gene Frenkle: Can I just say one thing?

Bruce Dickinson: Say it, baby. Say it.

Gene Frenkle: I'm standing here, staring at Bruce Dickinson!

Bruce Dickinson: The cock of the walk, baby!

Gene Frenkle: And if Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell!

Bruce Dickinson: Say it, baby!

Gene Frenkle: And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of songs that feature the cowbell.

Bruce Dickinson: I gotta have more cowbell, baby!

Gene Frenkle: ..and I'll be doing myself a disservice -- [begins to slightly laugh. Jimmy Fallon turns away and bites down on his drumstick to keep from laughing] -- and every member in this band, if I don't perform the hell out of this.

Bruce Dickinson: Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

Gene Frenkle: Thanks, Bruce. But I think, maybe if I just leave.. and, maybe I'll come back later, and we can lay down the cowbell. [ starts to leave the studio ]

Bruce Dickinson: Aw, baby..

Eric: Gene, wait! Why don't you lay down that cowbell right now. With us. Together.

[ everyone agrees ]

Gene Frenkle: Do you mean that, Eric?

Buck Dharma: He speaks for all of us.

Gene Frenkle: Thank you.

Bruce Dickinson: Babies.. before we're done here.. y'all be wearing gold-plated diapers.

Alan: [ confused ] What does that mean?

Bruce Dickinson: Never question Bruce Dickinson! Roll it! [ exits back to booth ]

Eric: [ ready to lay the complete track down ] 1, 2, 3, 4.

[ the band starts up again, this time Frenkle is playing the cowbell in tune with the band. Close-up on Gene as he bangs the cowbell to freeze-frame with graphic: "In Memoriam: Gene Frenkle: 1950-2000" ]


If I'm not mistaken, Walken won an award for his role as Dickinson.  One of the absolute funniest skits ever to grace SNL.

[Mighty Jalapeno]

And dont forget his Simpsons appearance:

"Good night, moon.  Good night, room.  Good night, cow..."



"Scootch closer, children.  Don't make me tell you again, about the scootching!"