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Fangs: Ultra stupid "horror" movie

Started by mugwump, November 20, 2001, 11:31:42 PM

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mugwump

anyone out there ever seen this piece. it claims to be a "horror movie" (like lots of other things do in the world of movie advertising) but it's just some stupid, low budget 70's, drive-in flick about a bunch of crackers in this small town. one of them happens to collect snakes, and when the bullies and the authourities of the town turn against him, he kills all the obnoxous kooks with them. Now you think for a horror movie someone could get creative with this story, like drop someone in a tank filled with a hundred of them, or stick or stick one down someones throat. but no this dip just throws people in 2 foot deep pits and throws snakes at them-OH NO! either that or he makes the person wait while he PUTS DOWN HIS GUN AND TURNS AROUND to pick up more snakes to throw on them. allright i'm through ranting on this film, but i figured this was the right place. the movie is not gory in anyway, but there is lots of nudity. oh yeah stars and stripes forever is the movies main song (?).


mugwump

interesting, this movie was so low-grade & weird i didn't think it was possible to write a review for it.

HorrorMovieBuff

This movie may not be the greatest, but you have to admit, MST3K would've had a field day with this one!

mugwump

hell yeah, i agree. I miss mst3k so bad, i wish they'd release a lot of the old episodes on tape. There's one i wanna buy real bad-Girls in Golden Boots-that's it.