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Hidden Gold in a Pile of Crap

Started by ZGangsta, January 22, 2004, 04:37:30 PM

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ZGangsta

I have my share of bad movies, Redneck Zombies, Christmas Evil, etc, and there is one I'm looking for but can NEVER find! who has seen Killer Condom? I swear, I'm not making this movie up. It takes place in New York, but they speak German - go figure. If you've seen this movie, admit your guilt.

Vermin Boy

I haven't seen it, but I'm pretty sure it's distributed by Troma. You can probably get it at their website, or one of your better DVD stores.

-Vermin Boy

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AndyC

I caught the first part of it on late-night TV a while back. Very weird stuff. The hero is a slobby, gay police detective who gets into some (cough) interesting (cough) situations. The condom itself is kind of a funny little critter, although you have to cringe when it attacks. Of course, only the detective believes in it. The movie is subtitled, but the German dialogue is kind of fun to listen to, especially the ranting about "das condom."

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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

wickednick

Wait, wait, a killer condom? Even for a B-movie lover like me, I have a hard time getting around that concept.
Andrew this is a movie you have to review now that it has been brought up.

Smells like popcorn and shame

Brother Ragnarok

H.R. Giger did some preliminary set design work for this movie, but I can't remember if they ever used any of his designs or not.  I haven't seen the movie, but I'd have to guess no as anything he'd come up with would probably be pretty expensive to create practically.

Brother R

There are only two important things in life - monsters and hot chicks.
    - Rob Zombie
Rape is just cause for murdering.
    - Strapping Young Lad

Chopper

seen it! i think it was actually a German film, and torwards the end it had some wierd phillosophical message about how we're all gay inside or some bs like that. overall ** out of ****. there just wasn't enough camp to keep it entertaining.

The Burgomaster

I believe that the same people who made NEKROMANTIK are responsible for this one.

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Velvet Brotha

> seen it! i think it was actually a German film, and torwards the end it had some wierd phillosophical message about how we're all gay inside or some bs like that.  

I thought this was freaki'n sick. We're all gay inside? Uhhhh, ok  and all homos are righteous, God fearing people. Get outta here!

Chopper

i was talking about THE MESSAGE IN THE FILM, not my own personnal opinion about it.

Velvet Brotha

Sorry Chopper, I didn't mean to offend you. I was directing my comments towards the film makers. ; ) I think you're swell...

Chopper

oh I'm sorry VB, this net talk can be a little tricky sometimes when it comes to hearing where people are coming from in their post. PEACE!

AlexB

I just discovered this thread, while checking if any of you had seen the Killer Condom. It is actually based on a comic by Ralph König, a German comic artist with his own peculiar brand of humour. Not for the faint hearted or the easily offended. He is very famous in Germany. I always thought it was a Troma production.