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Macabre Theatre

Started by Master Blaster, May 09, 2005, 12:19:38 PM

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Master Blaster

I dont know if any of you have this where you live, but here in AZ on channel 27 (no cable) theres a 2am TV show showcasing classic horror B-Movies sortof like Elvira called Macabre Theatre. It's your typical deal with the corseted hotchick as the host who interjects bad jokes here and there. The problem I have with the show is there's hardly any movie. I stayed up until 2am on Saturday to see "the Snake People" starring Boris Karloff. I saw about 20 minutes of the flick after about an hour of watching. Instead of showing the damn movie I was subjected to this tarts endless bad jokes before and after commercials. Sometimes they wouldnt even show the movie between commercial breaks. Just this woman going "ghoul" this and "coffin" that. I wanted to scream "Look you freakin tart I think the 14 year olds are probably finished by now so can I see the damn movie!" Eventually I gave up and went to bed. I love Karloff but not enough to be subjected to that. I'm sure he understands.

.....OK I took my mecication, I'm OK now.

odinn7

Yeah...but was she hot?

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onionhead

Was Elvira hot?  Seemed too old for this boy.

Some people like cupcakes better--I for one care less for them

Master Blaster

She was cute but no Elvira. The belly dancer in Snake People did more for me. Maybe thats why I was so upset. : )

Menard

onionhead wrote:

> Was Elvira hot?  Seemed too old for this boy.


Oh...there is just something wrong about that.


Master Blaster

And something rather suspect. Rockin the cradle of love there onion??? : )

Menard


onionhead

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, okay I stand ashamed of my own post.
It's just Elvira never did anything for me.
And for those of you with pedophilic asides:PBTHPTBHTPHTPBHTPHBHTBHPTHPPTHBHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!!!
that's a written raspberry, ifyadoanknow

Some people like cupcakes better--I for one care less for them

Menard

onionhead wrote:

> It's just Elvira never did anything for me.


Somebody's going to ask, so it might as well be me.

So, how do you feel about Zacherley? (:


onionhead

OKAY, FINE!!!!!!!  ELVIRA GIVES ME A WOODY!!!!
OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Jeez, last time I ever post anything . . .. . . .

Some people like cupcakes better--I for one care less for them

odinn7

Hey Beavis, Onionhead said 'woody'...huh-huh-huh

Jeez, do you feel ok Onionhead? She's a little old for you, no?

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Menard

We're just funning you onionhead.

If you want to see how bad we can pick on someone, look at What is your most embarrassing post?. Or look at how much we have picked on Scott in topics like this: Nazi Zombie Movie Hysteria.