Silence of the Lambs

[Susan]

has anyone heard this song?

It Rubs the lotion on its skin

[Dr. Kobb]

Thanks, Susan!  I needed that!  Too freakin' funny!

[Susan]

Creepy scene,  can't get the song out of my head. Quite catchy

[dean]

YES!!!!

I have been looking for that song for freakin' ages since I heard it on the radio a few months ago, and was actually today about to buy a compilation cd with it on it, just for that song, but decided to wait until I had more cash on me.

This was the most requested song on JJJ in Australia for quite a few weeks and I couldn't stop laughing after I comprehended what the song was about!

"The night is very cold I'm feeling kind of weak,
I think I'll make myself a cap from your from your right buttocks cheek.
And then I will go walking with my little dog,
And then I'll bury you, underneath our lawn.

It rubs the lotion on it's skin
Or else it gets the hose again,
It rubs the lotion on it's skin
Or else it gets the hose again."

How can you go wrong with lyrics like that?

Fantastic find, much obliged.



Post Edited (05-29-05 01:31)

[1976 - LH-C]

Good beat too!

[Susan]

well go figure, there's a video to go with this song. Nothing but clips from the movie cut together

Lotion Video

Click on the bottom link for the video. I didn't know about it until i shared the song with someone at work and when i got back from lunch my entire area was just obsessed with it.

[Eirik]

Hilarious!

In my second job out of college the head boss (who none of us ever met - he was that high up) was a real demotivational genius.  He cut raises, took away our parking, reduced supply budgets, forbade parties in the office for any holiday (to prevent EEO complaints), and changed our promotion/incentive system every single year he was there (which can drive you mad if you ever find yourself in that situation).  The one thing he was great at was communicating these horrid decisions to the entire workforce via e-mail.  Whenever he sent one of these e-mails, a guy in the cube next to me would shout out "IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"  We all kind of felt like that poor girl in the movie.

I quit after two years of him, and the company crashed and was dissolved about three years after that thanks - I suspect - to his horrible retention record.  I would have laughed, except I still knew a few people who lost their jobs.  Anyway, he was known as Buffalo Bill to us.  I really really wish I had had this song on my computer when I worked there.

[Susan]

That's a really sad story Eirik, and yet i can relate. My supervisor we refer to as the Devil, of course she's not against parties. In fact she regularly insists everyone donate money on a regular basis for some stupid party - i figure at this rate they may as well garnish my paycheck to go toward the party fund. And you'll pay hell if you don't participate, for this is a forbidden gesture that will stigma you as not being a "team player" if you don't bring money or food.

 I think she enjoys the parties because she's a superficial sorority girl, and she can stand around planning days in advance, avoiding work entirely. Of course she cracks the whip on a regular basis, most of the time before emailing an official document to our group I have to proofread it because she's an idiot and half the time doesn't understand what she's supposed to be explaining. She lies to cover herself, makes sure you are scolded as often as possible and never praised and never takes any responsibility or accountability for any of her actions..well except for the infamous secret santa gift exchange (once again a forced affair) where she decided to publically humiliate one of us because we swapped her name. it was so asinine that this person took it to the manager who forced her to apologize.

"It rubs the lotion on the skin...it does this when it's told."

Yep in corporate america - we're all that girl in the hole





Post Edited (06-01-05 22:00)