Biker Zombies... From Detroit!!!

[SmokeShadow]

Surely some of youse guys have seen this wonderful film (lol)!  It starts out with "Satan" talking about how the world sucks, etc., and how he's gonna put an end to it by gathering an army of generals and stuff lol.  Too bad the majority of this film plays out like some kinda 1980s anti-drug documentary...  The first 93.5% of the movie deals with the characters and their highly interesting backstories (a guy who has seen "Teh Crow" too many times, the Two-Man-Jock-Squad, TightpantsSlut, and Officer "Tell Me About Your Sexlife" Doe).  Funny thing about this movie is it starts out like it's gonna be the next "Ankle Biters" or "Ninja Turf," but, unfortunately it's not.  After watching about 65 minutes of what could have passed for 21 Jump Street deleted scenes, the movie abruptly ends with everyone in the town being slaughtered by a group of biker zombies led by some dude who, for some reason resembles King Diamond to me....  At least this Family-Life documentary ends with something utterly hilarious!  In the last scene, all the evil zombie general people are standing around, frothing blood, wearing leather, etc. and the voiceover (Done by the Mighty Satan of course!)  says such memorable things as:   "Look at these f**kin' people!  With them I will conquer teh Earth!  These motherf**king zombies will eradicate society!" or something like that.   It was truly hilarious, and, maybe I missed some social commentary or philisophical messages (my friend started fast-forwarding the movie after about 50 minutes, cuz I needed to hurry to get to the gas station before 3:00 a.m. to get beer lol), but I get the general idea; Artisan should start giving money to Real filmakers who are able to make Real B-Movies instead of people who, after  filming about 30 minutes of footage, decides, 'damnit, this sucks, let's add some more titties and gore!'  Feel fee to elaborate lol...

[h.p. Love]

Are you involved with this production in any way? If not, trust me, there is no social commentary to be found. A lingering rape scene was creepily gratuitous.

But I admit the zombies are fun! Not great, but I'll say that I liked them better than those in Dawn of the Dead 2.0.

[SmokeShadow]

I wasn't involved in the production of this film unfortunately lol, but I've read from various sources that the director of this movie likes to watch the film with friends and blast the crap out of it, elaborating on what he would've liked to do better and such, etc.  I'd love to be at one of those parties lol...  And, after much meditation, I've realized that this movie doesn't have any social commentary (hey, at least I tried to find a reason to like this movie!).  Hmm, you said you liked the zombies in this are better than DotD 2.0; I'm afraid I'm gonna have to agree with you on that one!  It just doesn't look right when a "zombie" can run/act faster than someone with full control of their mental/physical faculties...

[h.p. Love]

zombies on motorcycles are just cool. No zombies, but dead guys on bikes are cool too: Psychomania.