Need help with a movie quote

[Menard]

A friend of mine asked me to identify a movie quote which is:

" How many times do I have to tell you? It's kill the men and rape the women."

I remember a line similar to that being used in a skit on the 'Dave Allen at Large' TV show.

Anybody have any movies or TV shows they think has that line?

[AndyC]

Oh man, that sounds familiar. I don't remember where it comes from, but it's familiar.

Somebody answer this question.

[neil]

sounds like it came from some sort of war movie like vikings or old west cowboys   sounds like the movie was kina funny from that quote
sorry i got nothin

[dean]

Hmmm, it sounds very familiar to an Australian movie I have on DVD.  It's called 'Ned' and is a spoof of the famous Australian legend of Ned Kelly who was basically your Robin Hood type folk-hero [without the 'give to the poor' part] who stood up against the man.

It isn't the one you're looking for, but the line it sounds like is:

Hawkins [Lead Lackey]: "Bill O'Reilly refuses to pay his Irish-person tax"
Governer Sinclair [Typical Bad Sherrif Nottingham-type]: "Burn the farm, rape the wife"
Hawkins: "Already done that sir"
Sinclair: [looking especially sinister] "Rape the farm, burn the wife"
Hawkins: "Very good sir."

[onionhead]

Braveheart--before the revision

[peter johnson]

I think it's from Blazing Saddles --
peter johnson/denny crane

[trekgeezer]

I too think it's from Blazing Saddles.

[AndyC]

I can only remember two rape jokes in Blazing Saddles, but that wasn't one of them. There was the "people stampeded and cattle raped" line, and there was a bit of dialogue between Taggart and Heddy (sorry, that's Hedley) Lamarr:

Taggart: "We'll work up a Number Six on 'em. That's when everybody goes a ridin' into town, a whompin' and a whoopin' every living thing within an inch of its life - 'cept the women folk, of course."

Lamarr: "You spare the women?"

Taggart: "Naw, we rape the s**t outta them at the Number Six dance later on!"



Post Edited (06-30-05 07:49)

[Flangepart]

Um....now did i not remember that line, AndyC? Sounds...memorable, as it were...

[AndyC]

Probably gets cut out a lot.

[Menard]

My friend believes that the quote was in a Viking or Medieval setting. The Dave Allen skit I mentioned was in a Viking setting, but the lines went, as best I can remember:

" Kill all the women, rape all the men!"
" Uh...you mean kill all the men, rape all the women?"
" You do it your way, I'll do it my way!"

[Flangepart]

AndyC wrote:

> Probably gets cut out a lot.
>

Ah! As per the "Bean Scene"....D'oh!

[Andrew]

Could it be from "Erik the Viking?"  I do not have a copy of the movie on hand to check, but perhaps.

[Menard]

It certainly seems like a strong contender. After reading reviews of Erik the Viking, I have to see this movie. I sent him an e-mail and will let you know if it jogs his memory. Regardless, I am planning a trip to the video store tomorrow. (: