Got your Horsehead Bookends?

[clockworkcanary]

Ok has anyone seen Student Bodies?  It was a late 70s/early 80s horror spoof.  

It was pretty funny -the killer, the Breather, wore rubber gloves and golashes (sp?) and used the strangest killing devices (chalk board erasers, eggplant, horsehead bookends).  It was halarious when the killer's hands go over all the knives, axes, etc., but he settles with safety pins haha.  What kept cracking me up is evertytime the killer would be on the chase, he was always foiled by gum, getting his boots or gloves caught in it hahaa.

The best is how he disquised his voice on the phone by talking through a rubber chicken!  Check out this bad movie if you haven't already.

[AndyC]

Oh man, I saw an unfamiliar name posting a thread with this title, and my first thought was "spammer!"

I'm far too suspicious.

[Texdar]

I saw this too back in the late 70's.  Wasn't it paper clips he unbent and not safety pins?  I also thought the guy that played the janitor was really freaky.  Pretty disgusting when he peed in the punch. I seem to remember thinking it was a pretty awful movie but kinda funny in spots.

[Anonymous User]

This movie was bad enough to be good. It came out in 1980. At the beginning they flashed a note that a large number of Horror films were made last yesr, and they all made money. The janitor Mr.Malvert was a weird dude. "Sex kills, sex kills."

The shop teacher was great... "One of the last vestiges of decency in this world is the horsehead bookend."

[clockworkcanary]

Lol I guess it would seem like spamming/schilling for horsehead bookend sales haha!   Yes it was paper clips - memory is a bit fuzzy since I haven't seen it since back in the day.  Yeah that janitor was a creepy fellow.  Yeah the movie was pretty silly overall but it was funny it parts.  For some reason, trash bags still creep me out though heh.  I love that quote about the horsehead bookends.

[AndyC]

Horsehead bookends would be no stranger than some of the real spam we've had on here.

[odinn7]

Hey, anyone get their Chinese made handbags yet? I'm still waiting for mine to come in.

[Zapranoth]

"ever since the accident, Melvert sometimes pee RED."

"horsehead bookends... horsehead bookends... horsehead bookends!!!"

That movie rocked.

[clockworkcanary]

That shop teacher lol!  

paraphrased, of course, "what you got there? ah a horsehead bookend -freshly stained and everything"

hahahaa!

and the hag teacher who ate 12 prunes a day!