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OT: I guess any addiction can kill

Started by trekgeezer, August 12, 2005, 08:06:05 AM

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ulthar

Just Plain Horse wrote:

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> Huh, I figured masturbation would make a far better stress
> relief than blowing up nonexistant things...

Actually, one is socially acceptable, the other is not.  Next time you are at a party, why don't you mention how many times you masturbated in the last week, just to relieve stress?  I'd like to know how that goes.

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odinn7

ulthar wrote:

Let me know too...gufaw...chuckle...

> Just Plain Horse wrote:
>
> >
> > Huh, I figured masturbation would make a far better stress
> > relief than blowing up nonexistant things...
>
> Actually, one is socially acceptable, the other is not.  Next
> time you are at a party, why don't you mention how many times
> you masturbated in the last week, just to relieve stress?  I'd
> like to know how that goes.
>

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onionhead

Hmm, I think we have strayed . . . . . .

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dean


Onionhead wrote
>>>Hmm, I think we have strayed . . . . . .

Well I guess this topic is on addictions being lethal, and it sounds like those guys may be facing certain death soon if they don't deal with their addictions too! ;-)

But that being said, I would like to know how that party conversation turns out:

Perhaps a little something like this:

"I was so angry at Paul the other day, I just wanted to beat his damn head in,"

Paul walks in stage left...

"Paul, you are so bloody lucky I went out the back and played with myself when I was thinking about how angry I was with you, otherwise your face would be saying hello to Mr. Brick right about now..."

Then watch the crowd slowly back away...

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odinn7

Dean...I can't stop laughing, people are looking at me like I'm crazy. Just the way you wrote it...

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