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raj · September 07, 2005, 12:50:44 PM

Red. I mean Blue!

Mr_Vindictive · September 07, 2005, 01:16:42 PM

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

raj · September 07, 2005, 02:10:13 PM

I should have put that in my earlier posting.

odinn7 · September 08, 2005, 08:47:51 AM

I relieve myself in your general direction.

trekgeezer · September 08, 2005, 09:05:14 AM

"I fart in your general direction!"

Mr_Vindictive · September 08, 2005, 09:09:57 AM

You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!

odinn7 · September 08, 2005, 09:27:32 AM

I'm not dead yet.

Mr_Vindictive · September 08, 2005, 09:31:14 AM

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history."

odinn7 · September 08, 2005, 10:17:18 AM

It's just a flesh wound.

Flangepart · September 08, 2005, 11:13:14 AM

"Oh, running away...you yello bastard. Come back here, i'll bit yer legs off!"

Just Plain Horse · September 12, 2005, 08:21:13 AM

Well, since everybody else is doing it...

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

odinn7 · September 12, 2005, 08:47:56 AM

Bring out yer dead.