The New View

[Andrew]

I also wanted to chip in and say that looks exceptional.

Now you need to make sure you have your contigency plans.  Amphibious aliens in the lake, zombies (pretty much everywhere needs a zombie plan), and also a horde of killer bigfoots.  My vote is for an armor-clad battle barge, connected to the house by a secret tunnel.

[dean]

Andrew Wrote:
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> I also wanted to chip in and say that looks
> exceptional.
>
> Now you need to make sure you have your contigency
> plans.  Amphibious aliens in the lake, zombies
> (pretty much everywhere needs a zombie plan), and
> also a horde of killer bigfoots.  My vote is for
> an armor-clad battle barge, connected to the house
> by a secret tunnel.


I think I speak for odinn7 when I say that a well oiled 'squirrel invasion' evacuation plan is in place.

And yes, every home should come standard with armor-clad battle barge with optional leather seats, leg cutting chainsaws and, of course, Thing-destroying flamethrowers...

[ulthar]

Andrew Wrote:
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> (pretty much everywhere needs a zombie plan)

You know, I *don't* have a zombie plan!  I just realized this.  Other than keeping plenty of ammo around for head shots, no 'plan.'  That's as far as my zombie planning has gone.

QUICK!  I need some ideas.  What zombie plans do some of you have in place presently that I can shamelessly copy at will?

[AndyC]

I hadn't considered the possibility that this lake might be infested with zombie-Nazis!

Still, I'm not too worried. But that summer camp on the other side, where the councillors were butchered twenty years ago today, does concern me a little bit.

Hold on, I hear a noise outside the doosdfghjkl.;/sknlm;'

[raj]

I just realized that among my armaments, I do not have a shotgun.  It's much harder to kill zombies with rifles.  Fortunatley I've been practicing Aikido, so I have experience with wooden swords.  My plan is simply to club the zombies to death.  Er, redeath?

[Fearless Freep]

Fortunatley I've been practicing Aikido, so I have experience with wooden swords. My plan is simply to club the zombies to death. Er, redeath?

Given my art is taekwondo, I'm figuring a flying sidekick would go *through* a zombie

[Flangepart]

Aw, maaaaan! How do you rate that view? Color my Hulk green with envy!


Edged wepons....realy sharp.  No running low on ammo, there! Just be carefull when handeling, cause if  you cut yourself while its gory, you are boned!

[Andrew]

Well you need the following to start:

A shotgun with plenty of ammunition.
A bunch of fuel, hopefully in drums that are stored far apart or even buried.
Bottles for making Molotov Cocktails with the fuel.
Hammers, lots of large nails, and plenty of sturdy lumber.
At least three escape routes.  Each should take you to either a robust vehicle (4X4, armored bus, etc.) or a heavily fortified structure, like an old bomb shelter or missile silo.
MREs and a water purification pump.
A serious medical kit.  Hacksaw, splints, morphine, you name it.
Gags, to use on the loud idiot you pick up during the escape.
Armor, even stuff made from football and hockey pads.
Good two-way radios with fresh batteries.
Someone in your party who knows how to operate heavy machinery or military armored vehicles.