movie that is more toture than Manos, to sit through!

[Raffine]

Alright, but I must warn you, when you find yourself consumed by an overwhelming urge to hunt me down & forcibly perform an unnatural act upon my person with a whaling harpoon that's wrapped in barbed wire connected to a tazer, I will defend myself!

Noted.

And ordered.

Thanks, and I will probably hate you for this. 

This DVD unfortunately is not the 1981 (GALAXY OF TERROR) movie starring Erin Moran, Edward Albert, Ray Walston, Robert Englund, etc.
DK Angel-Disgruntled Amazon Reviewer

I found it pretty funny most of the reviewers were mad this wasn't the movie featuring Joanie Cunningham from TV's Happy Days getting her head squashed and Taaffe O'Connell getting raped by a giant maggot (not Sid Haig).

[AnubisVonMojo]

I applaud your guts Raff, but I also pity you for what you're about to subject yourself to... there are certain things better left alone or discovered by accident and are not to be intentionally pursued. Movies from the Poloniases are one of them. 

[Raffine]

Thanks for the warning, anubis, but having watched many Andy Milligan, Al Adamson, Larry Buchanan, Don Dohlmer, Eddie Romero, and Nick Phillips/Millard films I think I'm primed for just about anything. 

I hope...

[AnubisVonMojo]

Thanks for the warning, anubis, but having watched many Andy Milligan, Al Adamson, Larry Buchanan, Don Dohlmer, Eddie Romero, and Nick Phillips/Millard films I think I'm primed for just about anything. 

I hope...

[cliche]Famous last words...[/cliche] 

[Raffine]

After the Polonias films I have my eye on some of those Kirk Cameron 'Left Behind' movies.

You can buy 'em by the pound at our local friendly neighborhood Dollar General store.

[Snivelly]

After the Polonias films I have my eye on some of those Kirk Cameron 'Left Behind' movies.

You can buy 'em by the pound at our local friendly neighborhood Dollar General store.

Damn, you're brave!  I could NEVER bring myself to sit through those.....I read one of the books because I was sick and that's all that was available, and it was almost as bas as Battlefield Earth.  I think I'd rather be forced to sit and watch a marathon of Pauly Shore's movies than watch any of the Left Behind ones.

[AnubisVonMojo]

The Left Behind flicks make my head hurt. I sat through one and was seconds away from tearing out my fingernails by the time the end credits rolled.

Speaking of Dollar General and cheap-ass religious propaganda disguised as "entertainment", pick up the Mr. T movie about God vs. the American legal system called Judgment. Mr. T, Corben Bersen and the taint of religious fantacism: three strange tastes that... well... see for yourself.