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"Edited for TV" replaced swears

Started by MoronBoy, May 03, 2007, 08:12:05 PM

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Dave

"You fogged up his mind!" Total Recall. That word was in almost every sentence, and they turned it into "fog" almost every time. Can't wait to see Team America on TV.

AnubisVonMojo

Quote from: Dave on May 05, 2007, 09:14:23 PM
"You fogged up his mind!" Total Recall. That word was in almost every sentence, and they turned it into "fog" almost every time. Can't wait to see Team America on TV.

If anyone does show Team America, I can almost guarantee it will be handled just like the South Park movie: shown only on Comedy Central, but thankfully shown at 1am and uncut. I wish more cable channels would have the proverbial balls to do stuff like that.



"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Mr_Vindictive

Quote from: MoronBoy on May 05, 2007, 06:11:01 AM
Quote from: Joe on May 04, 2007, 08:15:39 AM
"where'd ya get that scar? eatin pineapple?"

makes me laugh everytime

I have to ask were this one came from?


That's from Scarface.  The original line was:

"Where'd ya get that scar?  Eatin p***y?"

I actually think the edited version makes a bit more sense, unless the female had razors in her junk.  :)
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AnubisVonMojo

Quote from: Skaboi on May 05, 2007, 10:11:17 PM
That's from Scarface.  The original line was:

"Where'd ya get that scar?  Eatin p***y?"

I actually think the edited version makes a bit more sense, unless the female had razors in her junk.  :)

Maybe the woman he was "pleasuring" had one of these things... don't worry, no pictures are included in the article.  :thumbup:

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

Ozzymandias

Ozzymandias speaks: In Five Easy Pieces, Jack Nicholson says "You're full of SNIT."

What about sound effects? Blazzing Saddles campfire scene has horse sound effects over the flatuance sounds. Also the church organ covers up the line in the hymn about "Our town is now a pile of $h!#."

Ozzymandias has spoken!!!

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AnubisVonMojo

Though not a movie, this thread reminds me of the music video for Tom Petty's "You Don't Know How It Feels", in which the line "let's role another joint" was changed to "let's role another tnioj" because the editors apparently thought it would be better to reverse the audio for that particular word rather than blank it out entirely... He actually commented on the edit when he won an MTV award for the video, saying "I never could figure out what that one words was though...".

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

ghouck

Another is in The Matrix, , when they are getting the bug out of Neo (Still Thomas Anderson by then), in the original it is "Jesus Christ", , TV Version "Jeepers Creepers"
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Allhallowsday

Quote from: Skaboi on May 03, 2007, 09:52:14 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on May 03, 2007, 09:48:45 PM
How about the edited version of SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER.  When Travolta and his buddies pretend to fall off the bridge, Donna Pescow yells, "You fakers!"  instead of "You f^&*ers!"

Or THE EXORCIST when they replaced "Your mother sucks c#&@s in hell" with "Your mother still rots in hell."

I can't ever hear someone say that Exorcist line without wanting to yell "YOUR MOTHER SOWS SOCKS THAT SMELL" from the old SNL skit.  Hilarious.
"Your Mama sews socks that sme-e-e-l!!!"  I applaud you, was thinking of that one just then...
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Pilgermann

I caught part of Kill Bill on TNT today and the p***y Wagon was called the "Party Wagon".  They also digitally altered the truck so that it said Party Wagon.  yayyyayyyyyyyhmbmghk
 

Allhallowsday

Quote from: Pilgermann on May 12, 2007, 11:27:57 PM
I caught part of Kill Bill on TNT today and the p***y Wagon was called the "Party Wagon".  They also digitally altered the truck so that it said Party Wagon.  yayyyayyyyyyyhmbmghk
I'm so glad I own it on DVD with all its cheezy bits intact!  :teddyr:
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Trevor

 :smile: When Silence Of The Lambs was screened here on TV, Miggs and Clarice's words "I can smell your c**t" was replaced by "I can smell your scent".  :hatred:
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Joe the Destroyer

I always liked The People Under the Stairs:

"I"m gonna kick your a-BUTT!"

Or Pulp Fiction saying "mother refrigerators."

BTM

Quote from: tombofanubisdotcom on May 05, 2007, 10:42:15 PM
Maybe the woman he was "pleasuring" had one of these things... don't worry, no pictures are included in the article.  :thumbup:

Oh, man, I burst out laughing at this line in the article:

"The Rapex would also act as a regular female condom, reducing chances of impregnation or STD infection."

NO s**t??!?



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