The Fart Poll

[felgekarp]

Having no sense of smell mine can only be for the benefit of others.

[Ash]

Sure, the video clip below is juvenile, but it's funny as hell!
I couldn't stop laughing.  
Especially at the end when Amidala gives that big smile and let's one rip.

Fart Wars: The Farting Menace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nY20SHNdrg

[Scott]

Well..........I've heard that if you eat a large bowl of Honey Bunches Of Oats with Strawberries (the dried ones)in milk you can create a lot of warm wind without odor.

Of course I wouldn't know for sure, but it's something that I've heard. You've heard people say "is it getting warm in here or is it just me?" This is a tell-tale sign that there has been a change in the immediate weather pattern.

[Dennis]

Being an adult I do attempt to hold down the gaseous emissions when in public, but it gets harder as you age. I swear when you hit 50 everything you eat or drink seems to turn to methane immediately.

I have noticed the same thing happening to me since I hit 50, in public or at work what I do is what I've seen our dogs do, I just ignore it, act like nothing happened. I won't say nobody's noticed, just that nobody's said anything, probably because there's 6 of us in the office and it would be hard to tell for sure who did the deed.