Saturn 3

[AndyC]

Adam: "Why I was just getting a little head this morning. I like a little head now and then. How 'bout you, Hector?"
Benson: "Stop teasing the robot."

[CheezeFlixz]

Introducing - RoboBartender.

[akiratubo]

Hector: You're making fun of my desk-lamp head aren't you?  Aren't you?  Stop laughing!  RARGH!

[Mr. DS]

Mr. Coffee sure has come a long way hasn't it. 

[Jack]

I'll be taking Farrah with me and leaving you with this.  I'm sure you'll find him much more efficient.

[Flangepart]

And stop calling me 'Ichabod!"...humans...

[judge death]

And with the home megagym you too can have a chest and abs of steel! Order now!

[Joe the Destroyer]

"I propose we rename your robot to 'Compensation.'"
"And what's that supposed to mean?"

[Chainsawmidget]

Little known fact:  Before being adapted for military use, Skynet was actually a catering service.

[retrorussell]

Adam: Hector, take this tray to the young couple at table 23.  And by the way, Johnson left early to go to a dentist appointment, so you'll have to fill both shifts by staying an extra 5 hours.  And no, you won't get the pay raise you requested.  Hurry up, now!
(Hector cries softly)

[AndyC]

Notice how we formed his outer covering to mimic human muscles. It drove the budget up, but it makes him so much more lifelike and easy to relate to. A face? Why would he need that?"