Wierdest Things you've learned from a bad movie

[Goji_girl]

Whenever you find an odd substance bubbling up from the ground, by all means taste it.

Which movie was that from?

[Shadow]

The Stuff (1985)

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thestuff/index.html

[Just Plain Horse]

A submarine can take crashing head on into and iceberg and lots of damage, but is highly flammable- King Kong vs. Godzilla

T-rex was a p***y- Future War, Rebirth of Mothra 3

Hell is actually a warpzone, like levels two through four in Super Mario- Event Horizon

Giant leeches are bulletproof- Attack of the Giant Leeches

That creepy old guy who lives alone- turns out he's supernice- The Monster Squad

Serial killers have a code of ethics- Silence of the Lambs

All werewolf movies should start with a scene fit for a soft-core porn film- Bad Moon, Dog Soldiers, An American Werewolf in London (by proxy)

Ron & Clint Howard have done some films I'd rather forget- Village of the Giants & Ice Cream Man, respectively

Hacking off a monster's entire arm is not a surfire deturrent- Lady Frankenstein, The Incredible Melting Man

The Japanese have some strange notions about chickens, or any bird for that matter- The X from Outer Space, Prince of Space, The Mysterians

Interpol has a pretty wide scope and works in some unusal areas of investigation- Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla, Terror of Mechagodzilla

A Roger Corman film is never what you expected... for better or worse- ANY Corman film

The sequel is usually vastly different from it's predecessor- too many to cite

[Fishasaurus]

The only real goal of most species of insect, fish, and bird is to gang up on mammals, especially the bipedsm, and sting or nibble them to death.

Beetles can be trained to wear human clothing and speak in ghostly voices.

[Captain Tars Tarkas]

The Yo-Yo is the deadliest weapon known to man - Yo-Yo Girl Cop

Spiderman strangles women in the shower, kills men with gerbils, and has numerous lives - 3 Dev Adam

Mysterious Islands are full of carnivorous dolls - Attack of the Beast Creatures

Mankind evolved from plants - Revenge of Dr. X

There are no STDs - Every Late Night Cable Sex Movie Ever

Bikinis=profit - 90% of those Late Night Cable Sex Movies

Bird Flu viruses make noise and actively chase down targets - Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America

When Komodos fight Cobras the loser is the audience - Komodo vs. Cobra

Turkish Ninjas turn into mummies and burst into flames - Death Warrior

Teenage boys down Red Bull constantly when looking at internet porn - Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

[MillionaireWaltz]

I've learned quite a few lessons from the first two Demons movies.

-The man who unites us will be a big black man. However, he will fall when his crotch is grabbed...fatally.
-Demons are basically zombies.
-After giving birth, a woman will hardly be tired and will be able to walk steadily in less than a minute.
-It's perfectly okay to ditch your birthday party in order to watch TV.
-It's also perfectly okay for a little kid to say he's home alone on the phone.
-Bodybuilders have no idea how to use a fire extinguisher.
-It never occurs to someone who is scared by a TV program to change the channel or turn off the TV.
-Non-replica katanas and fully-gassed motorcycles are readily available in movie theatres.

[DodgingGrunge]

I've learned quite a few lessons from the first two Demons movies.

-The man who unites us will be a big black man. However, he will fall when his crotch is grabbed...fatally.
-Demons are basically zombies.
-After giving birth, a woman will hardly be tired and will be able to walk steadily in less than a minute.
-It's perfectly okay to ditch your birthday party in order to watch TV.
-It's also perfectly okay for a little kid to say he's home alone on the phone.
-Bodybuilders have no idea how to use a fire extinguisher.
-It never occurs to someone who is scared by a TV program to change the channel or turn off the TV.
-Non-replica katanas and fully-gassed motorcycles are readily available in movie theatres.

Demons 2, a classic!

The setups to Italian horror movies have always impressed me.  There seems to never been any backroom discussions as to whether or not something is plausible.  They have such a feeling of, "Wouldn't it be cool if this happened?!?!"  And they just go for it.  Awesome!

On a personal note, I was tricked by the movie Battle Royale.  The scene in which Shogo is tending to Noriko's infection and says, "Great, even expired drugs work!"  Yeah, well, I was never too concerned with the expiry dates on aspirin and the like.  Well, one day, perhaps a year after the expiry of my OTC painkiller, I came down with a headache.  I remembered BR and popped the pill.  Little did I know that the synthetic painkilling attributes breakdown into their natural form!  This includes such wonderful side effects as eroded stomach and nasal linings, nausea, and vomiting.  Sure, my headache went away, only to be replaced by a myriad of other symptoms.  Damn you, Kinji Fukasaku, for misleading me!  And here I thought I could take movies at their word...  Is nothing sacred?!? 

[Dr. Whom]

Cavemen can instinctively fly 1000 year old Harriers (Battlefield Earth)

[Fishasaurus]

Certain space monsters are glittery purple inside, with no detectable intenal organs, but they sure don't smell very good when you saw one in half....

[Just Plain Horse]

You can build a "death ray" for peaceful purposes- Danger! Death Ray!

A robot acting like a human=good- virtually every science fiction  movie in existance

A robot thinking they're human=bad -Blade Runner (though many come to mind)

Apparenly, human DNA is remarkably flexible and can combine with practically any powerful mutagen in existence with only minor complications- Leviathan, Xtro, Mansquito (among many others)

A person can easily scream while being strangled

Special Effects is not unlike saying Special Olympics

[tantraman]

if your ever getting attacked by a killer and you happen to get away, by all means dont leave the house where he is.