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Started by Draug, January 07, 2011, 12:58:19 AM

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Draug

January 07, 2011, 12:58:19 AM


Jack promised himself to never go on a blind date again.

***

It was true; Mary really turned into a monster on her "red" days.

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Some can't take the hint that their date isn't interested in a goodnight kiss.
I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.

LilCerberus

#1
January 07, 2011, 02:39:56 AM
Man, quit movin' around, I've almost got it.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Umaril The Unfeathered

#2
January 07, 2011, 02:57:40 AM


Monster:

"Oh yes, cataract surgery is covered in Blue Claw, Blue Shield. I'll have you seeing 100% better by the time you're out."

Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

Olivia Bauer

#3
January 07, 2011, 09:49:54 AM
Tag! You have AIDS!

Rev. Powell

#4
January 07, 2011, 11:37:55 AM
Take your partner, allemande left,
Do-si-do with the specter of Death!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Umaril The Unfeathered

#5
January 07, 2011, 04:11:10 PM


"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's a sequel to one of the scariest games of all time!"


Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

sprite75

#6
January 08, 2011, 02:14:12 AM
Well I'm sorry!  I'm trying to give you a nice, close shave like you asked but you keep jerking around and look what it got you - a nice big gash on the face!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

retrorussell

#7
January 08, 2011, 05:54:07 AM
You don't have any Kleenex?  Ugh.. fine, I'll get it.  Jeez, it's a big one!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

TheDope

#8
January 08, 2011, 09:38:19 AM



Okay, one more time:

Head-bumper...eye-winker...nose-dropper...
mouth-feeder...chin-chopper...and gitchy-gitchy-goo!!


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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