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INDIANA SMITH'S ORIGINAL WEIRD POETRY THREAD . . . .

Started by indianasmith, February 11, 2008, 10:45:39 PM

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RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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ER

Green flew the globules
From my nostrils flared,
Wetter policeman's cheek.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Alex

There once was a man from Spockett
Who thought he could build a rocket
The rocket went bang
His balls...


Oh, wait, not that kind of weird poetry.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Allhallowsday

ER offers no replies.
Whence the old threads ties?
I'd still like to know,
Where does she go?
Only truth I want.  No lies.
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

indianasmith

Thread necromancy at its finest;
Since in restaurants we may not dinest,
Let us dig up ancient prose and verse,
And argue over whose samples are worst!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Allhallowsday

Are you sure you don't mean "worse" with an "e"?  :teddyr:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

indianasmith

As the German sausage lover said after his trip to the bathroom: "The wurst is passed."
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Allhallowsday

Quote from: indianasmith on April 29, 2020, 07:52:18 PM
As the German sausage lover said after his trip to the bathroom: "The wurst is passed."
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:  :thumbup:  My next joke would've been the wurst. 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!