Night of the demon

[judge death]

I don't care about your policy! I really need to use the restroom now!

[Mr. DS]

"Hello, I'm here for the eccentric facial hair for men convention."

[Chainsawmidget]

"No I'm not Satan.  It's okay though.  I get that alot."

[Joe the Destroyer]

"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the kittens trapped in my beard. Could you repeat that?"

[Flangepart]

And don't forget to buff the leather, 'shoeshine boy', or it's off with yer head!