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Started by ghouck, September 13, 2007, 08:12:52 PM

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ghouck

I've just sat down to watch this mvie, and got less than 90 seconds into it before I realized something: The narrator in the beginning is Lemmy Kilmister of the band Motorhead. I am surprised this fact didn't make it into the review. .

Sorry for the short, spastic, and pointless thread, it's that A.D.D. thimg. . .back to the movie. . .
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RapscallionJones

f**kin' A, that's Lemmy.

I think Ron Jeremy is in it, too.  I think this was the last Troma movie I really liked.  Their original output has been pretty awful since then.
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ghouck

I didn't see the Ronster in it, but I have been dozing off from time to time (not because the movie is boring, I'm kinda sick, some flu crap or something). . .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

indianasmith

That movie definitely fell into the "so awful it was cool" category for me.  It had no redeeming characteristics whatsoever, yet I liked it anyway!  Troma is like that, I guess.  Has anyone seen Poultrygeist?
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Andrew

Quote from: ghouck on September 13, 2007, 08:12:52 PM
The narrator in the beginning is Lemmy Kilmister of the band Motorhead. I am surprised this fact didn't make it into the review. .

But, but, but:

Lemmy - Yes, of "Motörhead" fame. He is our narrator.
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Weltall

Ahh, I remember having a blast with this movie in college. Had one roommate who was a fellow B-movie buff (particularly of the Post-Apoc variety) and one who wasn't but who was a Shakespeare buff. Guess what we decided to show him one night... :teddyr: Of course, he returned the favor and dredged an uncut copy of Urotsukidoji from I know not where so we suffered right back.

HappyGilmore

Quote from: indianasmith on September 13, 2007, 10:33:53 PM
That movie definitely fell into the "so awful it was cool" category for me.  It had no redeeming characteristics whatsoever, yet I liked it anyway!  Troma is like that, I guess.  Has anyone seen Poultrygeist?
Haven't seen Poultrygeist yet.

As for this, haven't seen it yet, but looking forward to it.
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ghouck

QuoteBut, but, but:

Lemmy - Yes, of "Motörhead" fame. He is our narrator.

Ok, so I have two options here:

I can accuse you of putting that there just now, simply to mess with me. . or:
I can chalk this up to my aforementioned A.D.D.

I'm sticking with the A.D.D. excuse. .. . :)
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Andrew

Quote from: ghouck on September 14, 2007, 11:33:15 AM
I can accuse you of putting that there just now, simply to mess with me. . or:
I can chalk this up to my aforementioned A.D.D.

I'm sticking with the A.D.D. excuse. .. . :)

Sir, on my honor, I do not believe that review has changed very much since the day it was written.  The Wayback Machine does show it as far back as April 2001:

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.badmovies.org/movies/tromeo

(I only change stuff to screw with people like RCMerchant, because I laugh when he acts confused.)
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ghouck

Then it must have . . . been . . . . . say. . . . do you like donuts?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution