I need a light...

Neville · February 16, 2009, 06:25:59 PM

Cap from Maniac Cop 3

"First there were the General Surgeon warnings, then the nasty TV ads, and now they force you to light your cigarettes like this..."

sprite75 · February 16, 2009, 06:49:25 PM

So that's what happened with Torgo's hand.

AndyC · February 17, 2009, 12:53:10 AM

Sucking in the stench of burning human flesh as you light up. You're in flavour country now, boy."

meQal · February 17, 2009, 02:13:06 AM

"See, told you that you were using too much lighter fluid on those briquettes."

Mr. DS · February 17, 2009, 09:42:56 PM

When the Olympic torch carrying event goes sour.

zombie no.one · February 20, 2009, 12:27:01 AM

hope he dont steal my cigarette, I heard folks round here were pretty light-fingered

Jack · February 20, 2009, 08:15:09 AM

Yup, just told me I look like Jerry Seinfeld one too many times.

Texdar · February 23, 2009, 01:02:44 PM

Thanks for giving me a hand lighting my cigarette.

I'm soooooo sorry.

DoctorMcShocker · February 23, 2009, 05:19:37 PM

Man i wonder if the smoke from this arm is toxic