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The Warrior and the Sorceress (1982)

Started by lester1/2jr, October 18, 2007, 09:17:45 AM

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lester1/2jr

netflix had to ship this from I think Chile and it was not worth the 3 day wait.  What a mess.   There is some sort of Road Warrior meets Conan thing going on.  I can't tell whether it is supposed to be in the past or the future but water is scarce for some reason.  There are a number of topless babes, some gory sword play, and a couple of cheap monsters but none of that gives any clarity to this.  David Carradine sort of ambles about this medieval/ future  village selling various secrets he picks up here and there to people who give him money and sometimes he fights in battles.  There is a 4 breasted stripper.  total chaos.  The DVD contains previews for Deathstalker 1, 2 and 4 but not 3.   Why no 3?  I doubt theres a very interesting reason and there are a couple other cheap o barbarian previews featuring the late lana clarkson in her prime.

raj

I remember being somewhat bored by this flick, though the copious amounts of toplessness helped hold my interest.

lester1/2jr

It wasn't particularly annoying or offensive or anything.  usually I am charitable with movies that are amateurish as long as they have a good sort of attitude, but this was just a circus

Torgo

All of the breasts in this movie made it tolerable. If it hadn't been for the gratuitous female nudity, it wouldn't have been watching at all.  David Carradine seemed like he was drunk in some scenes.
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

Yaddo 42

From reading Carradine's book, Endless Highway, he probably drunk at times and loopy from Demerol for a shattered hand also.
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indianasmith

the only thing I remember about this one was the four breasted stripper.  Those hooters did LOOK almost real!  Freaky.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"