Popeye

[AndyC]

[indianasmith]

HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU????  TURN ME AROUND BEFORE YOU DO THE HEIMLICH MANOUVER !!!!!!!!!!

[sideorderofninjas]

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, let me be your salty dawg and plunder that booty..........

[Potato king]

This is not gay, it's just normal, manly closeness.... with ropes....

[Mr. DS]

Popeye:  Wheres my spinach huh?  Why you holding out on me man, wheres the f*cking spinach! Ok f*ck this, Olive Oil get out the hot pokers. 

[Joe the Destroyer]

Oh, so this is what collapsed ribs feel like.

[Raffine]

POPEYE (singing)
"I...
Yam what I yam
And what I yam
Needs no excuses!

I deals me own deck
Sometimes da ace,
Sometimes da deuces.

There's one life
And there's no return and no deposit
One life so it's time
To opens up yer closet.

Life's not woith a damn
'til ya can say, hey woilld
I yam what I yam!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!"

[Yaddo 42]

The secret early history of rendition of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay.

[AndyC]

"I'm tellin' ya, I invented dat saying, not Descartes!"

[AndyC]

"I might be Popeye now, but I intend to prove I can play more than comedic characters who act funny and talk funny. I'm going to do drama, and play serious characters who act funny and talk funny.

[Justy]

So Pappy, let's celebrate Pappy's Day, just like on the high seas.

[Musk Massacre]

Fill my pipe already! This is bleedin torture ya arse'll!

[jdlarch]

Oh, Pappy! You will always be my favorite maritime martian.

[Pennywise]

Rum, sodomy, and the lash, just like Winston Churchill said.