Knock off the rough stuff, Commander Riker

sprite75 · November 23, 2008, 02:59:50 AM

Crusher: These are very deep scratches. And you have a cracked rib and a bruised spleen. I've said it before and I'll say it again Commander. You've got to knock off the rough stuff when you're on dates. I know you're in to that sort of thing, but you're not twenty anymore....

akiratubo · November 23, 2008, 11:54:14 AM

Crusher: Now, Will, I know you love Worf but he hurts you. This can't go on.
Riker: He only does it because I'm clumsy.

JJ80 · November 23, 2008, 02:07:32 PM

The Officer's Mess on the Enterprise had a bit of a reputation....

Mr. DS · November 23, 2008, 07:19:44 PM

"Ok it stopped bleeding, now don't move again. I have to get the fade right."

TheDope · November 23, 2008, 09:51:50 PM

These Federation regulation haircuts really hurt.

AndyC · November 25, 2008, 12:59:04 AM

"Whoops! I think I might have erased his brain."

warlock92346 · November 27, 2008, 12:43:39 AM

oh, nag, nag, nag, somebody please shot me. Phasers to set to kill, engage!

Pennywise · March 14, 2009, 11:02:18 PM

"Now that the sedative is working I can shave his head and berate him like I've always wanted to with Picard."