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The Wicker Man: Director's Cut (2006)

Started by Chigur, January 28, 2008, 04:13:35 PM

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Chigur

Quite simply the funniest "bad" film I have ever seen.

It may not be a B-movie, and it may have Nicholas Cage in a starring role but it's these very things that make it so laughable. I was sceptical at first, but some of the highlights include;

  • -Nicholas Cage pulling out a gun and telling a woman to "STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE"
  • -Nicholas Cage punching and/or fighting several women unprovoked and occasionally DRESSED IN A F**KING BEAR-SUIT
  • -Nicholas Cage getting a cage of bees put on his head and screaming "AAARRGH, NOOO, NOT THE BEES! THEY@RE IN MY EYES!!! ARRRGGGH!!!
  • -The, now-infamous-among-my-friends, double wake-up, which for me is the benchmark for bad films. Few scenes could ever compare.

Words don't do it justice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo&NR=1
If you haven't seen it yet, do so. Don't let your love of the original come in the way because the only relation between these to films is the occasional snippet of dialogue. :thumbup:

Neville

No! Not the bees!!!  :teddyr:

He deserves mora than that for his latest movies.
Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

HarlotBug3

Wow, I knew it looked unforgivabley bad...but wow.
"Do you have something against droppings?" "Well, no, I..." "Sure, everyone says that till they step in it."

Killer Bees

Dude, there's nothing wrong with Bees   :teddyr:
Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine.......

Cult Movie Mania

I wisely waited until cable TV picked this one up...with all the modern technology existing today, it's refreshing to know that they can still make some intensely bad films.  There's hope for the future!
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Chigur


Shadow

HAHAHA! :bouncegiggle:

That was too funny, especially him running up and decking that girl while wearing a bear suit.
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