ColdFusionVideo.com reviews Killjoy (2000)

nshumate · January 02, 2008, 11:59:00 PM

Killjoy (2000)

AnubisVonMojo · January 03, 2008, 03:57:57 PM

Killjoy is a blight on my memories. Literally! Viewing it created brown cancerous spots on portions of my brain! ARRGH!

Congrats on living through Mr. Shumate.

nshumate · January 03, 2008, 04:39:31 PM

Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on January 03, 2008, 03:57:57 PM
Killjoy is a blight on my memories. Literally! Viewing it created brown cancerous spots on portions of my brain! ARRGH!

Congrats on living through Mr. Shumate.

Thanks. I'm girding up my loins for the sequel.

akiratubo · January 03, 2008, 05:35:35 PM

You watched Killjoy???!!!

I'm so sorry. Are you ok?

nshumate · January 03, 2008, 06:48:22 PM

Far from the worst I've seen, too. I gots me some callus.

akiratubo · January 04, 2008, 05:52:57 AM

Mr. Shumate, I've been reading through the "cold" movies on your site. Could you pick out THE absolute worst? Or have there just been too many at this juncture?

(I'm girding up to watch I Stand Alone after reading your take on it. I may not come back from this one.)

Sister Grace · January 04, 2008, 07:31:39 AM

Killjoy was aweful, i actually considered therapy after veiwing it. Masochism is the only reason i can think of after making myself sit through this horribleness.

btw, the site rocks

nshumate · January 04, 2008, 08:31:43 AM

I Stand Alone is probably the worst of what you could consider legitimate movies. Killers in the Woods, which is simply a fetish compilation of amateurish kill scenes (in the woods, natch) is more grueling to sit through, if that's possible.

And stop calling me "Mr. Shumate." That's what the bank calls me, and it's never good.